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Old 04-22-2011, 10:23 AM   #21
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Why not throw some finger nails and belly button lint in there too?

 
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Old 04-22-2011, 10:28 AM   #22
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this is real...I don't know what to say

 
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Old 04-22-2011, 10:33 AM   #23
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Not such a bad idea if you were to have a kid yourself and use the placenta from that.

The idea of using a placenta from someone else is kinda off to say the least.

The benefits are to the mother and possibly the father if he wants to help the woman along by eating it along with her.
All animals eat the placenta in nature to get the nutrients back and also to stop the smell attracting predators so it's nothing unusual in nature, but you don't get other cows or other dogs coming up and eating the placenta, just the mother.

We considered asking for our placenta when my kid was born but in the end we just let it go it was a nice idea but we didn't follow it through.

Maybe your woman is suggesting it's time you had kids in a very round about way
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Old 04-22-2011, 10:39 AM   #24
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just throw the little bugger in a randal or hopback

 
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Old 04-22-2011, 10:52 AM   #25
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Why not throw some finger nails and belly button lint in there too?
Now you're just being silly and disgusting. This is a serious thread, please take your mockery elsewhere.
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:28 AM   #26
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But.... why? Seriously, why? What would you be getting out of this.

I've done some pretty effed up things in my lifetime, but I can't say that I never got anything from doing any of them. If there is nothing to be gained from doing this, then I honestly don't see the point in doing it.

And if you'll excuse me now, I have to finish vomiting in my trashcan at work. Thank you.
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:39 AM   #27
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Now you're just being silly and disgusting. This is a serious thread, please take your mockery elsewhere.
Just saying this is a completely weird thread. I could understand if you had some strange tradition where you consumed the placenta after your child was born, but it seems this guy is just trying to procure a rando placenta for fun and games. Kind of like cannibalism if you ask me.

 
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:45 AM   #28
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Damn auto-correct....i think he meant polenta...
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:49 AM   #29
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Just saying this is a completely weird thread. I could understand if you had some strange tradition where you consumed the placenta after your child was born, but it seems this guy is just trying to procure a rando placenta for fun and games. Kind of like cannibalism if you ask me.
Yep, cannibalism; not to mention just plain nastiness. What's next on Dr. Frankenstein's "to brew" list? Aborted fetus pale ale, Cadaver Brown, Gallstone Stout? BLECH!

 
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:51 AM   #30
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this is real...I don't know what to say
Look, eating or cooking with a placenta is just disturbing. The reason many animals do it is because the placenta has an odor that attracts prey to the newborn. The mother eats the placenta to get rid of the smell and to protect her newborn. Any nutrient replenishment is just a bonus, not the cause of this practice.

The fact that some humans eat placenta doesn't make it right or even healthy. Dried placenta loses most of its nutrients anyway, so I don't see the point. In this day and age all a woman has to do to replenish nutrients after birth is to eat a good diet and take a good natural prenatal vitamin. There is no magical nutrient in a placenta that you can't get from food or a vitamin.

Just give up the idea and consider it a sick joke.
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