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Old 04-22-2011, 01:59 AM   #1
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Ok.. here's the challenge... me and wife are talking... and she challenged me to make a plecental beer.. that's right.. that thing that come out with the baby and you cut it off etc... horrible I know...

I said.. you gotta drink it... she said.. so do you... I said... ok.. let's do it... then we discussed the risks and realized the hard part will be getting a plecenta...

So.. assuming I can find a placenta to put in my beer... I'm thinking an imperial placental stout... should be plenty of protien and nutrients... maybe some oatmeal as well..

I know this is crazy... but if she can come up with the placenta I'll have to make it... :P

 
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:02 AM   #2
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Ok.. here's the challenge... me and wife are talking... and she challenged me to make a plecental beer.. that's right.. that thing that come out with the baby and you cut it off etc... horrible I know...

I said.. you gotta drink it... she said.. so do you... I said... ok.. let's do it... then we discussed the risks and realized the hard part will be getting a plecenta...

So.. assuming I can find a placenta to put in my beer... I'm thinking an imperial placental stout... should be plenty of protien and nutrients... maybe some oatmeal as well..

I know this is crazy... but if she can come up with the placenta I'll have to make it... :P
I just threw up a little bit....
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:16 AM   #3
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That is just bad. I have heard of Hannibal's placental extra meaty chili, but brew??? I don't think that there is enough fermentable sugars and too much protein.

Cannibalism...actual cannibalism...yuk.

 
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:17 AM   #4
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Not a way in hell I would even think about doing this.

And I'm glad I'm not drinking a beer right now.
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:17 AM   #5
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How 'bout a cow placenta? I don't think humans are only creaters with placentas.

 
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:22 AM   #6
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I think a placental stout would be superb, esp. for new mothers. Beer helps with milk let down for nursing, so I've been told, and ingesting the placenta is good for mom in so many ways--hormonal adjustments, preventing postpartum depression, etc. Our doula (professional birth assistant) dehydrated my wife's placenta and turned it into capsules for my wife when she gave birth to our youngest girl a year ago.

 
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:23 AM   #7
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First have a baby.
Then brew with the Placenta.
Although cook it first.
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:30 AM   #8
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Other mammals definitely have placentas. They often times eat them so as not to lose valuable nutrients. The placenta is highly vascular because it is the site of respiratory gas exchange between the mother and the fetus, so the main constituent would be blood. Fetal blood, not maternal blood. And fetal blood is not exactly the same as maternal blood. It has necessary differences to allow for preferential O2 exchange from the mothers blood. I think I have heard of some cultures that have fermented blood, so this certainly seems possible.

Oh, one other thing, you're a sick, sick bastard. I've had girlfriends suggest things to me all the time. The trick is to zone them out and worry about the consequences later.

 
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:41 AM   #9
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a stout is too dark,
and won't showcase the flavor.
try "afterbirth brown."

 
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:51 AM   #10
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Toast the placenta at 350 for 30 minutes will give it a slightly nutty, caramel flavor that will go well with a brown ale. Stir halfway to ensure even toasting of said placenta.

 
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