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Old 03-09-2007, 03:13 PM   #21
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By paint, do you mean in your underpants?
One of these days I'm going to shart a effigy of Jesus, and boy am I going to set that reserve price high........

 
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Old 03-10-2007, 12:41 AM   #22
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By paint, do you mean in your underpants?
I think his underpants are the canvas.

 
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Old 03-10-2007, 01:04 AM   #23
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OMFG,I'm nearly fallin'off the chair-typin's pretty tough-I've noticed that Nottingham yeast in a pale ale I'm now drinkin sets me off rather nicely-wifey really appreciates the bombs produced after a session (if I drop one while she's out of the room-I just blame them on the dog) They're that bad..... Gotta love it !


I'd say yea to the recipe compilation. Shane

 
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Old 03-10-2007, 02:48 AM   #24
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So I was cleaning the basement toilet tonight. I have a friend who comes over and drinks my homebrew, then absolutely punishes the john. Maybe I should develop a recipe that prevents all of this....

 
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Old 03-10-2007, 03:20 PM   #25
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So I was cleaning the basement toilet tonight. I have a friend who comes over and drinks my homebrew, then absolutely punishes the john. Maybe I should develop a recipe that prevents all of this....

So what do you think the *real* reason is for me using Bean-o in my Maibock?
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Old 03-10-2007, 03:49 PM   #26
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...And, anyone can smoke their swmbo out of bed with a nasty fart, but waking yourself from a dead sleep from the stench, now that's an accomplishment!!

Kind of the same...

I tapped into my Rye Stout the other night, and woke up with a case of atomic farts. I got ready, went to work, and got a call from my wife, who had worked the night shift. She said she walked into the bedroom, and usually enjoys the scent of my cologne lingerig in the air, but this time the scent left behind curdled her blood! I was so proud!
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