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Old 03-08-2007, 06:02 PM   #11
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Maybe we should all work on a recipe to give the maximum amount of flatulence possible. That would be a fun project.

I used White Labs Burton Ale yeast on my last batch instead of WLP002 like I usually do for this recipe. It seems like I'm a little more fragrant than usual.


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Old 03-08-2007, 06:42 PM   #12
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:46 PM   #13
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Has anybody noticed that some yeast strains yield more farts than others?

I made a batch of beer recently that's giving me hellacious farts. I'm just wondering whether it is the yeast... or maybe the LME that I used... I dunno.


I saved some of the yeast, was making a starter, but now I am afraid to use it on my next batch.
Am I the only one who finds it absolutely hilarious that this thread was started by a man named "Toot"?
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Too much Guinness at night and I'm a horrible person to be around the next day... Though, the worst I've ever experienced was from a jalapeno beer, my friends and I bought a case of it when I was in college, our dorm practically needed to be evacuated from the stench
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With all the good brew that olllllo and I drank, I've been a regular ass-trumpeter the past week. And I've been dropping deuces 12"+ quite regularly.

This weekend starts the cheap beer drinking. Ugh.
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And I've been dropping deuces 12"+ quite regularly.
Do you keep a tape measure by the toilet or are ya just eyeballing those measurements??



And, anyone can smoke their swmbo out of bed with a nasty fart, but waking yourself from a dead sleep from the stench, now that's an accomplishment!!
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Two months ago, one of my co-workers was having a prolificly gassy day. The things were moving through the office with blazing speed, somewhere in the vicinity of 6-7 feet per second. Carl Lewis farts.

Regardless, he was laying one down in a very demonstrative way and something went wrong. He assumed a very somber, concerned look on his face and cut the show short. I didn't see him for an hour and a half, and we were actually looking for him. Later that afternoon, he slips back into the office....with different color pants on. He aggressively denied sharting his pants, but my later conversation with his unemployed roommate confirmed he went home and changed his pants.

So be careful, people. If there's a 12"er up there, it could turn into a big, embarrasing mess.
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Two months ago, one of my co-workers was having a prolificly gassy day. The things were moving through the office with blazing speed, somewhere in the vicinity of 6-7 feet per second. Carl Lewis farts.

Regardless, he was laying one down in a very demonstrative way and something went wrong. He assumed a very somber, concerned look on his face and cut the show short. I didn't see him for an hour and a half, and we were actually looking for him. Later that afternoon, he slips back into the office....with different color pants on. He aggressively denied sharting his pants, but my later conversation with his unemployed roommate confirmed he went home and changed his pants.

So be careful, people. If there's a 12"er up there, it could turn into a big, embarrasing mess.
Ahhh...the shart.

I think we need Bobby_m to do another experiment with the rubber gloves again.
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lmao so hard can hardly type bwaaahaahhaa
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By paint, do you mean in your underpants?


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