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Old 02-27-2007, 10:22 PM   #1
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Regardless of the answer, in Michigan at least you aren't allowed to f*ck it.

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Old 02-27-2007, 10:31 PM   #2
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Sounds like he should be charged with indecent exposure and the resisting an animal control officer, but I doubt the sodomy charge will stick.

... I mean its his dog, right?

I'll bet he loses the girlfriend too.

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Old 02-27-2007, 10:42 PM   #3
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Kuch is accused of sexual contact with the carcass of his girlfriend's dog on Oct. 20, about a week after the animal had been hit by a car
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umm....yea send him away

 
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Old 02-27-2007, 10:43 PM   #4
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I was hoping someone else would pick up on that particular detail...
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Old 02-27-2007, 10:59 PM   #5
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SOOOOO....is Cheney the dog fu*ker? Cuz he sure looks like one!

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Old 02-27-2007, 11:10 PM   #6
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would that be considered beastophilia?

 
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Old 02-27-2007, 11:10 PM   #7
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LOL

That's a really unfortunate page layout
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Old 02-28-2007, 02:52 AM   #8
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hahahaha I've got to take a screenshot of that!
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Old 02-28-2007, 03:25 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by beer4breakfast
Well, if the animal is alive, it's called zoophilia. I have no idea what you call it when the animal is dead.

This is a gross thread.
Necrozoophilia

 
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Old 02-28-2007, 03:30 AM   #10
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Yep, I guess that makes sense.

And, this is still a gross thread!
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