My MIL goes to garage sales and picks up all kinds of junk. Just to fill her own garage. About 3 weeks ago in her garage I spotted a really old 5 gallon carboy in a pouring cradle and it also has a screw on cap. I asked what she was planning on doing with this the bottle.
She goes, "Oh Nothing". I ask if I can have it but she wants to know what I'll do with it first. I tell her its for beer making. She's like OK. Then goes on warning it me that it might be dangerous. Saying "Who knows whats been in the thing. "
I'm like yah, OK.... So last week, while visiting, I told her its all cleaned out and sanitized and is currently filled with bleach water.
She goes I still don't think you need that.... "Once you open the darn thing don't you have to drink all of it?"
I'm like what? I was busting up about this. I explained the reason for it to her then she's like OK.
Kind a funny.... This would be a whole new meaning to the saying, "Honey I'm only gonna have one!!