I like the short bus one. The other is a nice label but I'm a fan of the fun ones.
Primary - If it's not Scottish it's CRAP Ale
Primary Imperial IPA
Bottled and drinking: Hey!Hey! IPA, Land of Oz Barleywine #2, Caramel Creme Ale, Red Stripe Lager Clone
RIP: Oatmeal Stout, Octoberfestivus, 777 RPA, Fat Tire Clone (1st AG), Experimental Honey Brown