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Old 07-13-2013, 11:49 AM   #5171
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I'm more of a beefy crunch burrito kind of guy.
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Old 07-14-2013, 11:18 AM   #5172
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someone bought a truck
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Old 07-14-2013, 11:21 AM   #5173
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No one cares
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Old 07-14-2013, 11:30 AM   #5174
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You bought a truck yesterday? And put up a picture of your new truck to show us?

Funny, I don't remember hearing about a bakery explosion yesterday... So either you picked up your truck in Nome, Alaska and that explains the snow on the ground or you bought a farkin' Smart car and just put up some random picture of a pickup so we wouldn't laugh at you.

Didn't work.
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Old 07-14-2013, 11:35 AM   #5175
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stock photo...I will be picking it up on Tuesday
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Old 07-14-2013, 01:27 PM   #5176
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No one cares
Exactly.

Can you picture Rookie in a Smart car? I think that if he actually did fit, he'd exceed the weight limit of the car.
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Old 07-14-2013, 01:40 PM   #5177
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He weighs more than smart cars already
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Old 07-14-2013, 06:39 PM   #5178
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He'd have to buy the Smart Car's new model, the "None-2".
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Old 07-15-2013, 12:23 AM   #5179
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brewed a stout today.

5pounds light dme, 1.5# table sugar, 4oz maltodextrine powder
8oz chateau light munich, 1pound muntons black patent, 5oz chocolate wheat, 1.3pound crystal 60
2oz belma 40mins, 1oz belma 10min, 1oz belma 1min

no chill. grains were cold steeped overnight in fridge

 
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Old 07-15-2013, 01:53 AM   #5180
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brewed a stout today.

5pounds light dme, 1.5# table sugar, 4oz maltodextrine powder
8oz chateau light munich, 1pound muntons black patent, 5oz chocolate wheat, 1.3pound crystal 60
2oz belma 40mins, 1oz belma 10min, 1oz belma 1min

no chill. grains were cold steeped overnight in fridge
What!?!? People brew on this thread? I thought it was a sh*t on PTN thread?

 
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