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Old 06-17-2013, 03:05 PM   #4961
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:39 PM   #4962
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Grasshopper been spending too much time waxing off.


(Apologies to both David Caradine and Ralph Macchio)
This reminds me of a time when I was about 5 or younger, and my horrible parents had me seated in the middle of the living room playing with some toys or whatever while they watched some kind of NSFW movie, I assume it fell into the "late night comedy" category.

Anyway, one of the "characters" said something like, "Oh, Darren? Yeah, he's always wacking off."

I could feel my parents' eyes on the back of my head as they tried to gauge whether their awful parenting would scar me for life.

They were pretty amused when I turned around and said, "Wax on....Wax off."
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Old 06-17-2013, 03:55 PM   #4963
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:00 PM   #4964
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There's a Yeager joke in there somewhere, but I can't put my finger on it.

Actually, that kind of sounds like Mrs. Yeager, eh?
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Old 06-17-2013, 04:04 PM   #4965
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Old 06-17-2013, 05:54 PM   #4966
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He lives in friggin' Arizona. I'm surprised he caught anything besides grasshoppers.
That was in Utah. PKU.

 
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Old 06-17-2013, 08:49 PM   #4967
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Holy crap.... For almost zero seconds there someone cared.
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:09 PM   #4968
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Thanks for answering my last question.
Yeah... You need to pick up the pace a bit. As a New Yorker you should expect an especially difficult initiation period. That said, the benefits of membership are pretty nice. We are actually a fairly tight knit group since our outward douchbagness gives us a common thread to hold onto and we have own little corner here.

It's the classic low-IQ pack mentality here... we torture each other but if anyone one of us needed something for real... That sht would happen (see some old Babalu threads and follow ups). And, if some "outsider", starts some crap... Hell hath no fury like a pack a massholes.... Except Yeager. People can fck with him all they want. And comcastwinerookie... Outsiders can just fckin TAKE him.

We tolerate Az but even that is fckin wearing thin at the moment.

So... Welcome. Sit back and enjoy the horrible abuse.

Ps. Did I mention I started a brewery?
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:37 PM   #4969
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Only about 45,000 times.

You should think about starting your own thread under the guise of 'I'm just telling people that starting a brewery isn't all peaches and cream' while in reality you sit there Revvy-like and bask in the glow of adoration from hundreds of n00bs who don't know what a tool you really are.
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Old 06-17-2013, 09:40 PM   #4970
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We tolerate Az but even that is fckin wearing thin at the moment.
It's not my fault your debate skills suck as much as (if not more than) blueberry beer.



 
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