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Old 06-10-2013, 08:00 PM   #4901
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Could David Ortiz possibly run the bases any slower after he sends one? Why hasn't anyone dusted him for that?
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:17 PM   #4902
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'Cause you piss off David Ortiz, the next one he's going to hit is going to be 500 feet. Did you see how he responded to Petey being intentionally walked in front of him?
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:20 PM   #4903
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Famous as ****, mother****ers!
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Old 06-10-2013, 09:10 PM   #4904
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WEEI just reported that the Pats just signed Tim Tebow to the practice squad.
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Old 06-10-2013, 09:41 PM   #4905
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Not to the practice squad (although that's where he belongs).

Can't stand Tebow, but if he's going to have success ANYWHERE, it's going to be in New England. We'll see if he truly wants to play for the Pats the first time he gets asked a question by a reporter; if the answer is anything other than "I'm just happy for the opportunity to do anything I can to help win games in New England," he's not going to be here for long. Let's see now whether he's actually willing to put forth the effort, or if it's all been a facade.
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The best part of that Tebow stupidity is the sound of complete, utter and absolute angst, horror and dismay in Mort's voice when I told him a few minutes ago. The man swore nonstop for ten minutes and never used the same word twice. That's an impressive off-color vocabulary right there.

 
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What's Mort's problem? I think he'll be a decent Tight End
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They signed him to play QB, amazingly. Maybe it's just to make Mike Kafka feel better about himself.
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The word from the JETS was that between the huddle and lining up under center, he used to forget the play call. Let's just say I'm not optimistic about the signing.
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I kind of liked Mike Reiss' theory; basically Belichick saying "I've got such control over this locker room, I can bring in Tim Friggin' Tebow and make the media circus disappear."
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