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Old 04-21-2013, 11:22 AM   #4591
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... the above is the stupidest thing I've ever read on the internet.
That should be PTN's sig.


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Old 04-23-2013, 08:48 PM   #4592
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Can anyone carry a tune?

http://www.firstworldwar.com/audio/dontbitethehand.htm


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Old 04-23-2013, 10:16 PM   #4593
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Um, yeah. Ok.

Reminiscing about the Top 20 of your yute?

Cheers!
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Old 04-24-2013, 09:57 AM   #4594
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"It's got a great beat, Dick, I sure liked dancing to it. I'll give it a 7."

(Knowing full well that most of you are scratching your arses and wondering WTF I'm talking about.)
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Old 04-24-2013, 02:00 PM   #4595
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(Knowing full well that most of you are scratching your arses and wondering WTF I'm talking about.)
That's most of the time
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she just laughed and shook her head at me like, "you moron"
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Old 04-24-2013, 03:26 PM   #4596
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I'm trying to restrain myself from saying something in public that I shouldn't...

I'm on the mailing list for the local homebrew club that I'm not in because they're mostly bigger douches than me. And, someone's bitching and complaining that one of the guys who's a club leader, used to have a homebrew shop but closed right after Christmas, so he's pissed that his gift certificate isn't any good. Pissed that the shop closed without any advance noticed, and now he wants the former owner to make good and give him some hops and grain.

And what I want to say is; if you went into the ****ing store and saw that they had essentially no inventory - I went there and there were oh-fer-three on Munich malt, US-05 yeast, and Star-San... if you went into the store and looked around, it was PRETTY ****ING CLEAR THEY WERE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS!

And, if the dude had the money to make good on your $50 gift certificate... HE PROBABLY MIGHT NOT HAVE CLOSED THE ****ING DOORS!

The weird thing is, though, they were completely out of these three basic staples, but they had a whole pallet of Kaiser malt.
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Old 04-24-2013, 07:54 PM   #4597
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anyone use BeerGas instead of co2? they say its a mixture of co2 and nitro, produces less foam. thanks for any info!
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anyone use BeerGas instead of co2? they say its a mixture of co2 and nitro, produces less foam. thanks for any info!
It's 75% nitro and 25%co2 and you need a nitro cylinder and regulator.
Not cheap for the average home brewer.
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Old 04-24-2013, 09:29 PM   #4599
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But rookie isn't average...
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I'm trying to restrain myself from saying something in public that I shouldn't...

I'm on the mailing list for the local homebrew club that I'm not in because they're mostly bigger douches than me.
I'm trying to restrain my...ah hell, is there anyone as douchey as you bird?

(I mean other than Cape, PTN, Rookie, Az).


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