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Old 04-06-2013, 11:54 AM   #4481
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Ugg. Again with this? Didn't you go through this schpeel a week ago on that thread? I think sinility is starting to catch up to you.

But enough of that stupid "I started a brewery" story on a brewing forum... Yeah, thats super gay. Let's get back to your super hard core "I bought gas today" story. That sht had me on the edge of my seat.

TELL US Paul!!! WHAT did you do next!?! So you have the gas... THEN what!?!

OMG, if you say, "I drove away", I am gonna LOSE it... Cuz that would be AWESOME.
Please. You weren't paying attention. He bought the car wash to save money on gas. This is starting to get good. Continue Paul, what happened next.
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Old 04-06-2013, 12:45 PM   #4482
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"So then, I pull out of the gas station and where do I go? That's right. Dunkin..... fcking.... Donuts. Who's a badass!?! I go in and i tell the girl, 'gimme a large... With... MILK'. BOOM!!!"
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Old 04-06-2013, 12:47 PM   #4483
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Then I came home and stuck needles in my Cape, Yeager, Dakota and BlueBalls voodoo dolls.

Another happy ending.
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Old 04-06-2013, 06:03 PM   #4484
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Poor Pauly, he'll keep putting pump gas in his boat for a year and never put any marine fuel stabilizer in the damn thing. He'll be out at sea one day the boat will cease up and have to be rescued with 10 people. That will be a funny news story, "Jumbo sized crew rescued while floating for lobstahs. The crew was in no real danger due to their buoyancy"
"BREAKING NEWS! Nine people arrested on 'dive boat' LobstahSawUs on suspicion of illegal whaling. The charges were later dropped when the supposed 'whale' awoke from its slumber and was revealed to be the ship's drunk captain."
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:03 PM   #4485
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You're about as funny as a barrel full of Yeagers.
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Old 04-08-2013, 03:13 PM   #4486
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well, my call is lackey is done for the year.
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Old 04-08-2013, 04:37 PM   #4487
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It's a strain; he'll be out for a couple of weeks. He looked damn good until the injury, too.

EDIT: They're saying now that it's only inflammation, no tear, and he's probably not even going to make the DL. He's missing his next start, they'll just skip him because there's a day off, then we might see Aceves (aka "Devil Eyes") for a start or two (ugh).
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Old 04-08-2013, 07:49 PM   #4488
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19,800 posts? Seriously? WTF, Bird! You DO know they sell lives at Walmart for twelve bucks, right? Not much of a life but look at the one your have now....
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Old 04-08-2013, 07:52 PM   #4489
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That's 7.8 posts per day over the last 7 years. Wow that's pathetic
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That's 7.8 posts per day over the last 7 years. Wow that's pathetic
whats pathetic is you did the math
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