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Old 04-02-2013, 12:02 PM   #4431
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So I'm doing some work on the boat over the weekend, want to build some stowage for charts, etc and a place to hang drysuits to dry overnight. I've got my daughters boyfriend, "the Captain" helping and we're ripping up some mahogany on the table saw. Only problem is the Captain doesn't know squat about saws and so he grabs the boards coming out of the out feed and manages to push one back onto the blade. It comes firing back towards me and catches me dead in the gut. I'm so freaking sore right now.
If your using power tools with someone that has never used them then your lucky thus all you got.

 
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Old 04-02-2013, 06:20 PM   #4432
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Paul's wife uses power tools. She should have helped him. God knows Paul doesn't do anything for her.
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she just laughed and shook her head at me like, "you moron"

 
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Old 04-03-2013, 03:58 AM   #4433
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If I were you I wouldn't go by the shop on Thursday.
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Old 04-03-2013, 07:30 PM   #4434
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Just faxed all my documentation to the USCG. 'LobsterSawUs' will be official by the end of the week. And while it was below freezing this morning the sun is actually feeling warm right now. I'd jump in if i were wearing a drysuit today. We might actually splash the boat and ourselves this weekend. Yippee Kayo Kiyay!
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:17 AM   #4435
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LOL!! Oh my God. You really went with that name!?
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I'm pretty much a douche in real life, too.

 
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:36 AM   #4436
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He's trying to out bad-decision you at every turn, isn't he?

"Spend all your free cash on a brewery - I'll do you one better, I'm BUYING A BOAT!"

"Bog Water Brewing's a pretty piss-poor name, but it's nothing compared to LobsterSawUs!"
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:38 AM   #4437
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They have both invested about the same amount sinkholes.
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Old 04-04-2013, 02:56 AM   #4438
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He's trying to out bad-decision you at every turn, isn't he?

"Spend all your free cash on a brewery - I'll do you one better, I'm BUYING A BOAT!"

"Bog Water Brewing's a pretty piss-poor name, but it's nothing compared to LobsterSawUs!"
I'm enjoying the "one down-man-ship."

Breweries, boats, sheds, U2 and subsequent versions, deep fried pigs, stove pipe "trophies," etc....

It's like a race to the bottom with these two.

 
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:48 AM   #4439
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Its a f'ing dive boat. Divers catch lobsters, hopefully a lot of really, really big ones. In that light its a great name.

Bog Water is just stupid.
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:51 AM   #4440
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Amazingly I almost agree with ptn. Now that's scary
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