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Old 03-01-2013, 02:39 AM   #4181
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Ouch
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Old 03-01-2013, 02:42 AM   #4182
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I'm just staying on the sidelines, laughing. Just another form of entertainment.
Yep, it's more entertaining this way.

 
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:01 PM   #4183
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That video that's getting all those views? Would that be the one where you claimed to make the worlds best BBQ and then proceeded to deep fry a 300# pig in its own fat for 18 hours? Ehhh... Not so much.
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:09 PM   #4184
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Haha! No. That video was the year before. I've roasted about 20 pigs... ONE came out bad. So I'm 19 outta 20. You have yet to make a decent one... unless of course you enjoy rust dusted pork jerky.

"Mmmmm. You can really taste the oxidized metal!! Hey!! Lucky me!! I got a bolt in mine!! Yayyyy!!"
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:14 PM   #4185
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Speakin of pig roasts... I remember, about 500 pages back on this thread, me openly mocking your manhood because your ovaries were practically falling onthe floor when I challenged you to a little pig roasting challenge. You suddenly lost the internet muscles and started complaining that the mere thiught of having to go up against me in that sort of challenge made your manboobs hurt.

So... Again. Any time you wanna go tough guy.
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:16 PM   #4186
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You must like the taste of rust. Why else would you beg me to borrow Bertha to bring to a Patriots playoff game? Twice.
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:22 PM   #4187
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Game on, bitch! Where and when?

Oh wait. I forgot. It has to be at your house, you fry your pig in a hole in your back yard. No problem, Bertha can travel the east coast, making phenomenal BBQ where ever she goes.
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Old 03-01-2013, 01:41 PM   #4188
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And I distinctly remember a throwdown challenge by me to you way back in the beginning of this very thread over quahog chowda that you wimped out on.

We could be doing this this afternoon if you had the balls.

(I'd suggest we do it this weekend but as you noted earlier, you have to siphon the Bog Water out of the swamp.)
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Old 03-01-2013, 02:06 PM   #4189
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Ahhhhh. So we are creatively editing signatures now??? Do you really wanna go down that path?


And really??? I'm full of myself?? This coming from the guy once told a fellow HBT'r that his attempt to brew you famous U (which you've only fckin' pulled off ONCE) was like someone "trying to recreate the Sistine Chapel using crayons"

If you wanna go down that path... I'm MORE than happy to put a signature together.
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Old 03-01-2013, 02:51 PM   #4190
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What creativity? Did you write that or not?

And the dude wanted to brew the U as his third batch ever, using extracts.










I thought I took it easy on him.
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