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Old 12-10-2012, 09:28 PM   #3761
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Finding fast woman is easy. Catching them in my Hoveround isn't!


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Old 12-11-2012, 03:27 PM   #3762
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I hear that you catch the fast women on hoverounds all the time.


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Old 12-11-2012, 05:20 PM   #3763
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:03 AM   #3764
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I've had it, I'm going to Human Resources.
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We've considered your complaint, but have decided based on your history and the many complaints of sexual harassment from members of both sexes and several LGBT organizations that your word alone cannot be trusted.

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Old 12-12-2012, 04:39 PM   #3765
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westie 12 goes on sale today, 85 bucks a 6 pack, worth it?
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:44 PM   #3766
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Well at least you seem to be disregarding the spurious complaints from those ungrateful barnyard critters.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:44 PM   #3767
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:46 PM   #3768
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westie 12 goes on sale today, 85 bucks a 6 pack, worth it?
Nope...That money will will cover my lifty at Sunday River and a few pints on Friday
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:46 PM   #3769
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No, it's good beer, it's not water from Lourdes.
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Old 12-12-2012, 04:49 PM   #3770
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This coming from a guy who ate snails.


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