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Old 10-21-2012, 05:31 AM   #3531
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Wow. That reaction was harsh from all of ya. I was truly moved by Pauls family history.






















Which was nice, I was kinda bound up. I needed to wipe twice for that one.

 
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Old 10-21-2012, 05:36 AM   #3532
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My family history.

My Fraternal Grandfather was a mob boss, his wife bought and paid for.
My maternal grandfather was a bookie workin in southie. His wife was selling drinks in a speak easy.














or not.

 
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Old 10-21-2012, 08:42 AM   #3533
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Don't be trying to trump my family history. We have our fair share of dilettantes and ne'er do wells too. Witness, my boy Cape. And my adopted son Yeager.oh ya Barney, your not the only one with farktards in your family tree.
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Old 10-21-2012, 09:32 AM   #3534
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Happy Trafalgar Day. 200 years ago today Lord Horatio Nelson won a resounding victory, which coincidently was the name of his flagship. Not bad for a one armed midget. There's hope for you yet Yeager.

(I admit it, I'm a naval history geek.)
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Old 10-21-2012, 11:33 AM   #3535
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Happy Trafalgar Day. 200 years ago today Lord Horatio Nelson won a resounding victory, which coincidently was the name of his flagship. Not bad for a one armed midget. There's hope for you yet Yeager.

(I admit it, I'm a naval history geek.)
Trafalgar square, nice place to visit. Very cool sculpture.
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Old 10-21-2012, 11:44 AM   #3536
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Don't be trying to trump my family history. We have our fair share of dilettantes and ne'er do wells too. Witness, my boy Cape. And my adopted son Yeager.oh ya Barney, your not the only one with farktards in your family tree.
Pauly, isn't your family tree as straight as a broom stick?
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Old 10-21-2012, 12:39 PM   #3537
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Happy Trafalgar Day. 200 years ago today Lord Horatio Nelson won a resounding victory, which coincidently was the name of his flagship. Not bad for a one armed midget. There's hope for you yet Yeager.

(I admit it, I'm a naval history geek.)
You dont know how close you are. I am having rotator cuff surgery Wednesday and will be in an immobilizing sling for four weeks....
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Old 10-21-2012, 01:52 PM   #3538
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So, for whatever it's worth, looks like the Sox are signing John Farrell to be the new manager, sending Mike Aviles to Toronto. Which is confusing, because I thought Toronto wanted some kind of compensation.
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Old 10-22-2012, 12:34 PM   #3539
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It was tough getting caught up on this thread with all the tears in my eyes from Paulie's gentle and caring post. WTF? Talk about losing the masshole card. I hope you find it again when you return from England.

No telling what other interesting facts will be discovered. Like while your grandfather was in the trenches, he actually found that he had a knack for knitting doilies. (Expect 5 pages of exotic doily patterns to follow).
And while in Ireland, you'll find that you came from the only family in the county that were Quakers, and all they ate was Quaker Oats.

Please be sure to take a picture of your ancestors mansion in the ground. Damn. That started another tear. I....gotta.....go........cry. Can we all get together for a group hug?
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Old 10-23-2012, 06:07 PM   #3540
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Was there a thread for U4 or did you give up after U3?
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