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Old 09-28-2012, 03:01 PM   #3261
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Blatant buttering up of Paulie in a ploy to keep the cup for two years in a row.
LOL!!! Who's his competition?!?!

What's Paul gonna do?? Give it to himself!?!?


Hey Paul... where the EFF is that picture of me taunting the FCK out of you at the Masstoberfest a few years ago when you rig sprung about 41 leaks?? I know it's on here somewhere.


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Old 09-28-2012, 03:02 PM   #3262
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You don't understand. I need to get a few things done so I can move in. Electrical I'd needed so I can occupy the house. I may show up, but I won't be brewing.

You've got a captive audience. Go to the brewfest first. After a long day of drinking invite everyone over for free beer and give everyone tools to help you renovate the house.


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Old 09-28-2012, 03:03 PM   #3263
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Wallpaper, mother****er! You was talking about strippin' wallpaper! You don't need to strip no mother****in' wallpaper to move in.
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:05 PM   #3264
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Poor Bird... Slowwwwwwwwly coming to the realization that he's going to be standing in a tent, in the rain, with Paul and Mort all day... and is gonna drive 4 hours to do so.

DESPARATELY trying to get someone... anyone else to show.

I feel for ya Bird.
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:10 PM   #3265
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Poor Bird... Slowwwwwwwwly coming to the realization that he's going to be standing in a tent, in the rain, with Paul and Mort all day... and is gonna drive 4 hours to do so.

DESPARATELY trying to get someone... anyone else to show.

I feel for ya Bird.
That's fine by me. I can eat fifty pounds of pig.
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:12 PM   #3266
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50 lbs of the pig cooked by Paulie?!?

I'm skeptical... I don't see the durability of the human tooth being that massive.
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I don't know about that picture but I'm quite fond if this one.

That would be you, Mr Cape, passed out on my front seat as I drive your ass home
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:16 PM   #3268
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That was a NAP!!!!!!


(LOL!!!!!!)
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LOL... if memory serves me right, I think I wore half a beer on that dress shirt that day too.

Yay dry cleaners!!!
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That's fine by me. I can eat fifty pounds of pig.
You mean pork jerky, don't you?


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