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Old 09-14-2012, 01:03 AM   #3131
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You haven't seen me reading that in my assless chaps. Stunning.

 
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:08 AM   #3132
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OK fersereeoos.

I used the bayou classic brew kettle for the first time for the pumpkin. I really liked it. I really really liked it. Made the pumpkin biab. The kettle kicked ass in that regard. Had everything I needed included. These things came out in May, and I bought one and it sat thru summer while I was decadent on the water.

This thing kicked ass. I cant wait to brew another biab IPA this weekend.

That is all

 
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:37 AM   #3133
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Pumpkin Ale is in primary.

IPA this weekend.

Its fall.


did I just write a half assed haiku?
Eight syllables in the first stanza.
Six syllables in the second.
Two syllables in the third.

Change the last line to "It's fail" and you might be on to something.
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Old 09-14-2012, 03:09 PM   #3134
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Grown man writing haikus to me

About his pumpkin beer

Nan cy!
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Old 09-14-2012, 03:51 PM   #3135
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About his pumpkin beer

Nan cy!
I would go with Sally as an alternative.

 
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Old 09-14-2012, 04:24 PM   #3136
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The choice of every syllable in the haiku is so important, that's what makes the a look into the soul of the author.

Sally is good, I could have gone with Sally, but I've always been partial to Nancy.
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Old 09-14-2012, 04:35 PM   #3137
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Ill be brewing my Porter Square tomorrow. Mmmmmmm. I've missed that beer. Haven't brewed it in a long time. It finishes quickly and falls crystal clear in a week, it will be on for Masstoberfest.
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Old 09-14-2012, 11:12 PM   #3138
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Eight syllables in the first stanza.
Six syllables in the second.
Two syllables in the third.

Change the last line to "It's fail" and you might be on to something.
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Grown man writing haikus to me

About his pumpkin beer

Nan cy!
No beer for you.

 
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:18 PM   #3139
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What???? No pumpkin beer? Oh NOOOOOO!!!!

Whahhhhhhhhhhhh. Whahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Spent the day digging out a drywall for my cellar doorway. Whenever we got a really heavy rain we got some runoff flooding in the cellar. So i dug out a well then sank a barrel under the well. Filled the barrel with old bricks, stone, etc, then laid down a layer of landscape fabric and covered over the whole thing with crushed gravel. Then I put a 4" PVC drain down the center of the dry well. Five bags of concrete mix to cover it all and now I'm sitting in the hot tub soaking my aching bones. A good days work done.
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