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Old 03-07-2011, 11:49 PM   #21
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Boston, ftw.

Where the tap water will kill you faster than Somerville-distilled vodka.
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:03 AM   #22
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Look at that texan trying to be a masshole... Ain't that cute...

Chowdah does need to have BODY to it... I know that in texas, it's just too damned hot to get the cream to last long enough to actually make even halfway decent chowdah...

The only thing worse than a texan making chowdah is someone from florida trying to make chowdah...

WTF is it with what they call lobsta down there? If it doesn't have big F'ing claws that can crack your bones like twigs, it's NOT a lobsta... It's just a ovah-grown shrimp...
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:30 AM   #23
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Boston, ftw.

Where the tap water will kill you faster than Somerville-distilled vodka.

Summuhville makes wicked pissa vaka. I love that sheet!

Speaking uh Boston, we need to get his ass ova to this thread.

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Old 03-08-2011, 12:36 AM   #24
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At least this thread is getting better. Paul when you told me to come here it has like 3 posts and I was like [email protected] U. But now that there's more massholes it's kinda better.

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:41 AM   #25
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Well, ****ing dickwad here puts a link to this thread in the "Utopias" thread that goes to nowhere. You need Yeager to teach you how to use the computer?
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:43 AM   #26
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He's been swimmin in tha Rivah Chahles for too many years... It would be like trying to teach a dead dog tricks...
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:45 AM   #27
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My father used to cook at the old "shore dinner hall" at Rocky Point. Thats where he got his recipe.

I'm ignoring you Paul. You're trying to hard.
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:48 AM   #28
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Oh... And Paul... Give me a five minute warning when you are getting close to the house tomorrow night. I'll open the garage and set up the ramp so you can get the Hoverround in.
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Not about the throwdown. Don't ignore that. Bragging rights nuttin, I say we throwdown for cash.
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I can't make it. Work. The curse of the drinkng class.
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