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Old 07-14-2012, 02:40 AM   #2891
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So intense...
Uh, I think there's an AZ echo in the Mass-hole room.



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Old 07-16-2012, 11:47 PM   #2892
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Cape, in the name of all that is holy, WTF went on at your party this weekend? I got three calls from Rick within an hour. The first one he starts busting my balls because I'm in NY and not there. He's semi coherent at that point. A little while later he calls again and he's no longer speaking English, he's switched over to ****faced.

His third call was off the chart. I THINK he pocket dialed me. Actually I'm hoping it was an accidental call. At first all I could hear was music, then it dawned on me that I was listening to singing. After listening for a minute I figured out that I was listening to Rick, Robnoxious and The Foreigner singing along to "Midnight at the Oasis".

The horror. The horror.


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Old 07-17-2012, 11:26 AM   #2893
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LOL!! That was awesome. We had a Good sized campfire going at that point and were popping bottles open when we though it would be funny to have Rick start drunk-dialing people. It was TREMENDOUS entertainment.

Good times all weekend.

I was really happy with the pig. Let's just say it wasn't the pork-jerky you make.

37 kegs. Was hoping we were going to crack 40 but 37 aint too shabby.
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Robnoxious wasn't there at that point, so it wasn't him that you heard. If I was singing, how the hell did you figure out what song it was? I can't carry a tune, even if I put it in a bucket.

It was good times. Glad you missed it Paulie.
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"Midnight at the oasis,
Send your camel to bed.
You won't need no pharaoh,
Ohhhh nooooo!
When I take you for a ride."


The single most frightening phone call I've ever received. I'm probably looking at a ton of couch time to get over that little bit of AT&T induced PTSD!
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Old 07-17-2012, 12:28 PM   #2896
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Glad I could help.
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The whole thing was great except one thing...

we oddly enough ran outta cups.

Hey!!! Bang up job Comcast!!! Thanks buddy!!!


Actual conversation from Friday:

Comcast to my SWMBO: "Oh don't buy cups... i have a TON and I'll bring them tomorrow"
my SWMBO: "are you sure? I'm running out to buy a ton of stuff right now and I have a coupon"
Comcast to my SWMBO: "NO NO... I have a TON, Don't waste your money. I'll bring them tomorrow"

Guess you didn't effin' show the next day and guess what we ran out of mid-day.
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The whole thing was great except one thing...

we oddly enough ran outta cups.

Hey!!! Bang up job Comcast!!! Thanks buddy!!!


Actual conversation from Friday:

Comcast to my SWMBO: "Oh don't buy cups... i have a TON and I'll bring them tomorrow"
my SWMBO: "are you sure? I'm running out to buy a ton of stuff right now and I have a coupon"
Comcast to my SWMBO: "NO NO... I have a TON, Don't waste your money. I'll bring them tomorrow"

Guess you didn't effin' show the next day and guess what we ran out of mid-day.
I have a text convo with rick that states I would not be able to make it due to the fact that We put an offer on the house, and as part of the short sale offer that we had to do a home inspection within 24 hrs for the offer to be submitted. he said he would tell you and all was set, not my problem that rick is just too much of a dumbass not to relay



 
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