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Old 07-03-2012, 12:24 AM   #2861
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Brown eye finally recovered after the abuse it endured in Ptown last weekend, but it took almost a full week. Then when I could finally get back on the saddle without discomfort I broke a spoke doing a time trial this past Saturday. Sucked because I was going like a bat out of hell. A slow, old, fat bat but......

Just picked up the new and improved wheel this evening. I'll be back to cranking out the mileage tomorrow.
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Old 07-03-2012, 12:26 AM   #2862
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... and there's another one for the quote bin...
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:59 AM   #2863
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I always thought that "blueberry ale" was a metaphor, for the state of Yeager's balls after his wife doesn't have sex with him for six months.
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Old 07-03-2012, 12:22 PM   #2864
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It's that too.

But the kid makes gallons of that blueberry crap. Honest to God, the stuff would make a maggot sick to its stomach. He claims his wife drinks it. She weighs about 90 pounds. I don't know. Maybe she has a wicked high metabolism. I just know that anybody Ive know who allegedly drinks that much beer weighs more. Considerably more.

And you've seen Yeager. He ain't exactly Mr Universe. I think we can all draw our own conclusions about where the blueberry beer goes.
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Old 07-03-2012, 12:24 PM   #2865
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Brown eye finally recovered after the abuse it endured in Ptown last weekend, but it took almost a full week. Then when I could finally get back on the saddle without discomfort I broke a spoke doing a time trial this past Saturday. Sucked because I was going like a bat out of hell. A slow, old, fat bat but......

Just picked up the new and improved wheel this evening. I'll be back to cranking out the mileage tomorrow.
Wow...that first sentence is very confusing....

 
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Old 07-03-2012, 01:48 PM   #2866
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Wow...that first sentence is very confusing....
It doesn't seem confusing to me. Paul love P'Town. I'm sure he really wanted to stay longer but just could take anymore pounding.

 
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Old 07-03-2012, 02:47 PM   #2867
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I'd be careful there, Dakota. You went cruising up to P-town alongside him!
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Old 07-03-2012, 05:39 PM   #2868
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You and Paul don't have to go to P-town to do your pounding. You just can't do it in public.
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Old 07-04-2012, 12:25 AM   #2869
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You, my friend, live in the geographical equivilant of my sore taint. Right now, I want you to go outside and look around. Go on...



See what I mean?
Well, I live on one of two lakes in the Berkshires. This place is geographical nervana. Total resort material with Jimney Peak's windmill spinnin right behind the lake.

Its the PEOPLE!

If you are a Libertarian Conservative Constitutionalist, ( in other words, a Jeffersonian, yep, thats me), this place is Mars. I gotta move back to NH or maybe consider Texas or Oklahoma.

 
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Old 07-04-2012, 12:28 AM   #2870
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Brown eye finally recovered after the abuse it endured in Ptown last weekend, but it took almost a full week. Then when I could finally get back on the saddle without discomfort I broke a spoke doing a time trial this past Saturday. Sucked because I was going like a bat out of hell. A slow, old, fat bat but......

Just picked up the new and improved wheel this evening. I'll be back to cranking out the mileage tomorrow.
Didn't I see you in those assless chaps walking down commercial street a week ago Sat? Brown eye too sore for the chafing?

 
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