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Old 05-14-2012, 10:51 PM   #2631
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hmmmm....

Phoenix to Logan on 7/13, Logan to Dulles on 7/15, Dulles to Denver on 7/21. This could work...

All for $783.

 
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Old 05-14-2012, 11:30 PM   #2632
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You would be damn-near retahded if you didn't.

I am sure we can figure out accommodations.
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Old 05-15-2012, 01:59 AM   #2633
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I can say from personal experience that Cape has a very comfy couch.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:16 AM   #2634
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I just saw body parts....

Some sorry sumbitch decided life was too much to bare and stepped in front of an Acela train doing about a buck twenty.

My commuter train was alllllll effed up. Words came that someone was killed and then they said we were going to be able to get by.

I'm figuring, "oh, they have it all cleaned up".

Yeeeeeeeeah... Not cleaned up yet. No sheets. Nothing. Just a ****ton of police standing around and body parts everywhere.
Eh... When you've seen one body part, you've seen em all...

I wonder if they'll put all the body parts in a large bowl for an open casket wake.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:44 AM   #2635
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I just saw body parts....

Some sorry sumbitch decided life was too much to bare and stepped in front of an Acela train doing about a buck twenty.

My commuter train was alllllll effed up. Words came that someone was killed and then they said we were going to be able to get by.

I'm figuring, "oh, they have it all cleaned up".

Yeeeeeeeeah... Not cleaned up yet. No sheets. Nothing. Just a ****ton of police standing around and body parts everywhere.
I saw the same thing one night driving over the Mohawk Trail on my way to work before I moved here. Two motorcyles. Man and wife. Went too fast around an S turn on catastrophy canyon. She I did not see, because she was in the ravine below. He bounced off of the guard rail and was split open from the top of the head to about the waist. Police were just arriving and hadn't covered the body or closed the road yet. Sad. And Disturbing.

 
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Old 05-15-2012, 07:28 AM   #2636
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Eh... When you've seen one body part, you've seen em all...

I wonder if they'll put all the body parts in a large bowl for an open casket wake.
Ladies and Gentlemen,

We have a new winner in the 'Biggest Douchenozzle on HBT' category. Not even a contest, Rick wins it pulling away from the competition.

Unlike the last time he won a contest, this time no one is standing around saying, "Are you sheeting me? How the f did THAT happen?"
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Old 05-15-2012, 10:37 AM   #2637
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The thIng that shocked me the most was that they let an absolutely packed commuter train roll by the scene at about a mile an hour without any thing covered at all. The gore doesn't bother me that much but it was still pretty effed up knowing that was a walking/talking person 45 minutes earlier.

No good.

Anyway... How 'bout them Red Sox!?!
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Old 05-15-2012, 12:44 PM   #2638
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its easy to beat the nobodys of the american league. when they start to beat someone good we will talk then

 
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Old 05-15-2012, 04:11 PM   #2639
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Career over:

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish...ys-cheerleader

aaah maybe worth it.

 
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Old 05-18-2012, 10:49 PM   #2640
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12 yesterday, 33 today. 240 for the season. My legs are rubber and my arse is sore. Who wants to rub on some Bag Balm for me?
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