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Old 03-07-2011, 09:18 PM   #11
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A Texan said quahog?

I bet he showed himself and pronounced it all funny.

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Old 03-07-2011, 09:45 PM   #12
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A Texan said quahog?

I bet he showed himself and pronounced it all funny.

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No way! My parents are old school and made sure I pronounced the good ol' New England terms correctly!



 
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Old 03-07-2011, 09:50 PM   #13
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my fathah's gotta wickit pissa quahog chowda recipe... "rhodey red"... kinda like Manhattan only it doesn't suck.
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Old 03-07-2011, 09:51 PM   #14
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Why the **** do I only get a "guest pass"? Because I'm not as much of an ******* as you ****s, or because I live way out in the boondocks?
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Old 03-07-2011, 11:06 PM   #15
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Why the **** do I only get a "guest pass"? Because I'm not as much of an ******* as you ****s, or because I live way out in the boondocks?
Don't kid yourself. You're just as much an arsehole as we are, you just live WAY too close to NY
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Old 03-07-2011, 11:11 PM   #16
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my fathah's gotta wickit pissa quahog chowda recipe... "rhodey red"... kinda like Manhattan only it doesn't suck.
Any chowda recipe that doesn't involve salt pork and cream sucks. By definition. Go ahead. Look up SUCKS in the nearest Webster, you will see two definitions

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Any quahog chowda with tomato products in the recipe.

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Any beer brewed by Cape.
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Old 03-07-2011, 11:15 PM   #17
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I sense a throwdown in the offing.
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Any chowda recipe that doesn't involve salt pork and cream sucks. By definition. Go ahead. Look up SUCKS in the nearest Webster, you will see two definitions

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Any quahog chowda with tomato products in the recipe.

2.
Any beer brewed by Cape.
Rocky Point Chowdah was a staple in my visits as a yoot to RI. I've spent quite a few nights at Francis Farms as well. Quahog choder with tomato products? WTF is that.... REAL clam chowdah was almost near clear when my memere cooked it!

 
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Old 03-07-2011, 11:28 PM   #19
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Clear? Clear? Whatcho talkin' ' bout, Willis?
Chowda looks like my back yahd. All white and smooth, with unidentifiable lumps and bumps unda the snow, maybe the occasional sprinkle of stuff on rop
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"Kinda like Manhattan only it doesn't suck..."

So you are comparing your chowda to something that uses donkey dick and goat piss as primary ingredients but somehow yours tastes good?

Next time I see you I'm just going to bash you in the mouth. No talk, I'm just walking up to you and swinging from the heels.

Rhody Red. Please. The only good thing in Rhode Island is the Foxy and you don't want to go there when it's red. Just saying.


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