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Old 11-11-2011, 05:43 PM   #1351
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I think someone's got his knickers in a twist cause he's not getting any scallops, either with or without bacon.
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Old 11-11-2011, 05:59 PM   #1352
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Yes, I am a nerd no argument there.

I'm full of useless crap and have plenty to share.

Let the quoting begin.

 
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Old 11-11-2011, 06:03 PM   #1353
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All eyes turn expectantly towards Cape.
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Old 11-11-2011, 07:44 PM   #1354
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What??
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Old 11-11-2011, 07:57 PM   #1355
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Papelbon to the Phillies. And all of Red Sox nation lets out a collective... "meh."
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Old 11-11-2011, 08:04 PM   #1356
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Is that true? I was just listening to EEI and they didn't have that.
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Old 11-11-2011, 08:10 PM   #1357
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http://philly.sbnation.com/philadelp...elbon-phillies

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Nov 11, 2011 - Free agent closer Jonathan Papelbon has come to terms with the Philadelphia Phillies, according to Jim Salisbury of Comcast Sports Philadelphia.

Sources tell Salisbury that Papelbon's contract will approach $50 million for four years, pending a physical. The soon-to-be 31-year old closer has compiled a 2.33 ERA and 219 saves during seven big league seasons, all spent in Boston. He posted a 2.94 ERA and 31 saves during the 2011 season.

The Phillies had reportedly been very close to retaining closer Ryan Madson on Monday, but ESPN cited sources who said the negotiations with Madson splintered. The team had been in contact with Papelbon since the free agency period began at 12:01 a.m. on Nov. 6, and their interest in Papelbon reportedly "never waned."

Because of Papelbon's status as a type A free agent, the Phillies will need to surrender their top draft pick to Boston.
$50M's a lot of money to spend on a closer, although, spread over four years isn't TOO bad. I just want to see the knuckleheads gone, though, and they don't get much more knuckle-ey than Paps.

You think ownership will start spreading bogus rumors about him, though, like they did with Tito's supposed drug additction? We could call that Paps-Smearing.
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Four years 50 million! Well, I wish him luck, I always liked him. Damned good pitcher, ice water in his veins. Philly overpaid , but Pap was always about getting the recognition ($) and it's no surprise he jumped ship to follow the money. Plus, I'm sure jumping ship and getting away from that dysfunctional locker too carried a lit of weight.
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Pap smear! Love it.
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ice water in his veins...
... rocks in his skull. Even among jocks (not a group of people exactly known for their intelligence), he was/is a freakin' mo-ron.
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