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Old 02-23-2011, 12:31 AM   #1
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I just heard Bob talking to the dog. The dog expects a treat after dinner each night, but we had given him one earlier so I said, "No, don't give him anything tonight". We're in South Texas, so Bob and the dog walked out the door onto the deck outside to sit and I heard him explaining that, "SWiMBO said that you already had a treat, and you can't have another".

That's right. Bob just called me "SWMBO"! HAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 02-23-2011, 01:01 AM   #2
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Ha! So will SWMBO be your new HBT name? So many thoughts come to mind but to tired to type. That's funny Yoop, just funny!
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Old 02-23-2011, 01:08 AM   #3
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P'shaw.

Yoop, we've seen your leather getup; if there ever was a she who *MUST* be obeyed, it's you!

Speaking of which, I'm really getting sick of ol' #52 there in your avatar.
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Old 02-23-2011, 01:11 AM   #4
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Old 02-23-2011, 01:19 AM   #6
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I just heard Bob talking to the dog. The dog expects a treat after dinner each night, but we had given him one earlier so I said, "No, don't give him anything tonight". We're in South Texas, so Bob and the dog walked out the door onto the deck outside to sit and I heard him explaining that, "SWiMBO said that you already had a treat, and you can't have another".
How many years did it take for Bob to accept it?

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Old 02-23-2011, 01:26 AM   #7
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P'shaw.

Yoop, we've seen your leather getup; if there ever was a she who *MUST* be obeyed, it's you!

Speaking of which, I'm really getting sick of ol' #52 there in your avatar.
Jeez, let us enjoy the championship, willya???

The dominatrix will be back eventually.............right?
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Old 02-23-2011, 03:26 AM   #8
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P'shaw.

Yoop, we've seen your leather getup; if there ever was a she who *MUST* be obeyed, it's you!

Speaking of which, I'm really getting sick of ol' #52 there in your avatar.
Suck it up, Dude. I was pretty sick of Tom Brady, now that you mention it.


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Jeez, let us enjoy the championship, willya???

The dominatrix will be back eventually.............right?
Oh, heck yeah. I'm getting WAY too many PMs where people are calling me "sir" and "bro".
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Old 02-23-2011, 03:27 AM   #9
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How many years did it take for Bob to accept it?

Enjoy Texas,
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Oh, let's see. I've been here on HBT (never heard of it before that) for what? 5 years? So, five years.

Now, I've been the real SWMBO for a long time. But I've never heard Bob acknowledge it before!
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Suck it up, Dude. I was pretty sick of Tom Brady, now that you mention it.
Let's be clear. I have never, ever had a Tom Brady avatar. Never.

Now, has Walker? Yup.

Dataz? Bet your ass.

Why? Dumbasses bet against the Patriots.

Tell me you don't love Myron Pryor beating the snot out of ol' Brett. Tell me.
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