Port - too hot
Marmite - autolysis
Lemonade - life gives you lemons.
Beer doesn't age well, unless it is a high ABV malty barleywine.
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk