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Old 01-19-2011, 05:03 AM   #1
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Default World's greatest piece of advice?

You decide...

From the original jeep forum:

http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f11/9...nions-1149721/


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Old 01-19-2011, 05:06 AM   #2
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:09 AM   #3
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That is the greatest thing I have read this year!
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:11 AM   #4
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The late, great father of a good friend of mine use to tell that to his children.
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:15 AM   #5
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LOL that was entertaining for sure

Not sure I would ever post on that forum simply based on the majority of the responses.
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Old 01-19-2011, 05:25 AM   #6
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Ok after reading what the link had to offer...

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Old 01-19-2011, 02:02 PM   #7
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Old 01-19-2011, 02:19 PM   #8
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I love it! I wish I could come up with advice like that off the fly...

I spent a lot of time on the JF a few years ago (I think the culture over there has shifted a bit in 5 years) when I still had my cherokee, which I was positively obsessed with at the time and thought I would keep fixing it and fixing it and keep it forever. After taking so much stuff apart so many times the thing vibrated like a tank and it didn't feel safe hitting a bump at 50 mph, which would send the whole front end into a violent rattle until I slowed down to under 30. Fact of the matter is I outgrew it and became too busy with my other priorities to keep tinkering with the Jeep, but I sold it to someone who was about the age I had been when I first got it. Enjoy!
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Old 01-19-2011, 03:43 PM   #9
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Wow.. Kind of harshly said.. but great advice... That guy just told her the key to a long and successful relationship.. and also how to get everything she wants from him.... He basically told her how to be 'a best friend'...

Some serious truth there...
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