Figures... I am leaving in a month, no time too brew.
PRIMARY: The prime directive
SECONDARY: My wife says it's her.
The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks. They spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does.