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Old 06-24-2011, 07:24 AM   #101
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get stiff drinks and drink them fast. you'll get a buzz, then promptly send your face to meet the floor.
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Old 06-24-2011, 07:27 AM   #102
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BTW--Stone Belgo-Anise IRS is f***ing delicious........and rather room-spinning-inducing...
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Old 06-25-2011, 07:45 PM   #103
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We're having a "Summer Solstice" Pub party.. the doors don't officially open for another 15 minutes, and I'm already quite pissed... :-D

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Old 06-26-2011, 02:20 AM   #104
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I noticed that my neighbors were up late partying last night.. Nice lady.. I went over there today with a pitcher of some killer stone IPA clone homebrew to say 'hey'...

well, there were a bunch of thirty something guys and a girl and a baby, all dirty and in tattered clothes, playing dungeons and dragons in the dirt like little boys with toy trucks (only they had clipboards and beer bellies and stringy hair).. Smoking joints and hammered off their asses...

Well, I hung out for a bit and offered them some of my homebrew... then one of the drunk dudes started hugging on another dude and kissing on his neck and massaging his man boobs and crotch..... Eh... I guess it was time to stumble back home and enjoy my awesome beer all by myself...

Now I know why the nice lady that lives next door bails out whenever her son decides to have a 'party' with his friends from the city by the bay...

What the hell happened to my country?
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Old 06-26-2011, 04:09 AM   #105
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Yeah not a party I'm interested in. Just go after the nice lady.
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Old 06-26-2011, 04:19 AM   #106
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I noticed that my neighbors were up late partying last night.. Nice lady.. I went over there today with a pitcher of some killer stone IPA clone homebrew to say 'hey'...

well, there were a bunch of thirty something guys and a girl and a baby, all dirty and in tattered clothes, playing dungeons and dragons in the dirt like little boys with toy trucks (only they had clipboards and beer bellies and stringy hair).. Smoking joints and hammered off their asses...

Well, I hung out for a bit and offered them some of my homebrew... then one of the drunk dudes started hugging on another dude and kissing on his neck and massaging his man boobs and crotch..... Eh... I guess it was time to stumble back home and enjoy my awesome beer all by myself...

Now I know why the nice lady that lives next door bails out whenever her son decides to have a 'party' with his friends from the city by the bay...

What the hell happened to my country?
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Old 06-26-2011, 04:35 AM   #107
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Fireworks make me drunk. Good night!
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Old 06-26-2011, 06:47 AM   #108
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BTW--Stone Belgo-Anise IRS is f***ing delicious........and rather room-spinning-inducing...
Seconded!

Have you tried the Belgo Old Guardian?
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Old 07-04-2011, 01:23 AM   #109
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Got me a quality buzz going. Found the two year old a thomas the tank engine playset for two bucks at a yard sale so he's all happy. I fixed the slow faucet in the kitchen so the wife is all happy. She'll show her appreciation later if we can get the kid to sleep. I helped a friend get his old derelict VW van moved so he can work on it. And I'm planning on going to the gravel pit tomorrow with my mini 14 and .357 to celebrate my freedom on the fourth.

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Old 07-04-2011, 03:23 AM   #110
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Groo-Vee is the word!!

Just brewed a Belgian Strong, A hopped up Red, and sipping a Stone IPA.

Gonna mack some baked ziti w/roasted peppers...
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