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Old 02-06-2007, 03:21 AM   #1
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Old 02-06-2007, 03:25 AM   #2
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Orph, I take back (some) of the mean things I've said about you - that sh!t was funny as hell.

They forgot the "masturbate" step, though....
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Old 02-06-2007, 03:41 AM   #3
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LOL,

Yeah, but I think most insert it somewhere around the pee stage.

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Orph, I take back (some) of the mean things I've said about you - that sh!t was funny as hell.

They forgot the "masturbate" step, though....
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Old 02-06-2007, 05:19 AM   #4
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LOL! Not bad for a cheap laugh.

 
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:35 PM   #5
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Well at least men WASH their ass!
Oh thats right- Women don't need to wash theirs cuz it don't stink.
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Old 02-06-2007, 01:39 PM   #6
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The masturbate stage is the part where you "spend most of your time washing your privates". You have to make sure it's really, really clean.
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Old 02-06-2007, 05:59 PM   #7
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"It's mine, and I can wash it as long and as hard as I want to!"
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Old 02-06-2007, 06:58 PM   #8
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The masturbate stage is the part where you "spend most of your time washing your privates". You have to make sure it's really, really clean.
LOL! That was funny.

 
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Old 02-06-2007, 08:07 PM   #9
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LOL. Man that is funny ....
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