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Old 05-16-2012, 03:33 AM   #6111
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I missed most of the game. Been in and out working fixing bugs in the brewery.

 
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Old 05-16-2012, 03:51 AM   #6112
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Goddamn, Phoenix is phucked. lol
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Old 05-16-2012, 03:57 AM   #6113
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goddamn, the rest of the nhl is phucked. Lol
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Old 05-16-2012, 03:50 PM   #6114
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Read in the local paper Marty said if the Rangers are going to block so many shots they'll have to start aiming at their heads. Really!!

That's it, all respect lost. Crash the net boys!!!! Put this d-bag into retirement!!! Get him an AARP membership!!!!

LET'S GO RANGERS!!!!!!!

 
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Old 05-16-2012, 04:27 PM   #6115
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Read in the local paper Marty said if the Rangers are going to block so many shots they'll have to start aiming at their heads. Really!!

That's it, all respect lost. Crash the net boys!!!! Put this d-bag into retirement!!! Get him an AARP membership!!!!

LET'S GO RANGERS!!!!!!!
Pretty sure it was a lighthearted comment. Also said they may get lucky and break someone's ankle. Not sure what the problem is, if your gonna stick body parts in front of shots then you hafta expect to get hurt at some point.

 
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Old 05-16-2012, 05:47 PM   #6116
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Easy Jerzy, I would be saying much much much worse if I were playing the Rangers. The thing what bothers me most about these blocks is the way they are doing it these days... face first!!! That's nuts.
Of course we were taught to slide with shins on stick tape, or stand straight up and cover your nuts. These guys get low, turn their body sideways, and poke. Scary!
Now. That said, it is much more effective this way. You get more opportunity to recover from a faked shot, and take away more low ice where the puck is actually going.
Blocking shots. Its the new boarding.

 
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Old 05-16-2012, 05:55 PM   #6117
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Martin Brodeur, a d-bag? That's funny. He's a legend. I hate him for one reason, and one alone. He's not wearing blue!!!

 
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:16 PM   #6118
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I think he's just mad, for two reasons........ One, right now, he's losing the series to Hank. Two, he knows in a few years he may be losing his records to the same guy. All of which were set during the trap defense era.

Wonder what his career shots on goal look like compared to other "legends"?

 
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:34 PM   #6119
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What he doesn't realize possibly is that he's just fueling the fire for Rangers and Ranger fans. MSG is gonna be BOOMING LOUD TONIGHT!!!!!

 
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Old 05-16-2012, 08:03 PM   #6120
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The cream will rise to the top in the end.

Go DEVILS!!!

I'd give the fallen Rangers a courtesy pour on the dirt, but it would have to be from a can of Natty Light

 
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