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Old 12-21-2010, 03:33 PM   #51
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What if you get her really, really hammered, and then tell her in the morning that you guys saw the movie and she hated it?

The "Have you tried killing her?" comment cracked me up..

Funny thread!

But seriously, you could always buy her two tickets to the movies, and a gift certificate for a nice lunch somewhere, and tell her "Merry Christmas! It's a gift from me to you and your mom." Kill several birds with one stone...
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Old 12-21-2010, 04:27 PM   #52
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In my own deluded mind I imagine that the real reason my wife wants to see this movie is for the girl-on-girl action between Natalie and Mila...
Makes sense.
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Old 12-21-2010, 05:43 PM   #53
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Makes sense.
Yeah. You're right. At first I thought I was just being perverted, but if you really stop and think about it, how could ANYONE not like that??

 
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Old 12-21-2010, 06:15 PM   #54
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I'd wager than at least 40% of "straight" woman would have sex with Natalie Portman. Plus 20% of gay men, and 130% of straight men.
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Old 12-21-2010, 08:05 PM   #55
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I'd wager than at least 40% of "straight" woman would have sex with Natalie Portman. Plus 20% of gay men, and 130% of straight men.
funny.
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Old 12-21-2010, 08:10 PM   #56
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My wife wants to see Black Swan. A movie about ballerinas. Then I realized there's a sub plot of Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman having a lesbian love affair, with Mila going down on Natalie's character, then after she wipes Natalie off of her mouth, Mila tries to suffocate Natalie with a pillow. I'm in.
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