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Old 08-30-2005, 01:21 AM   #1
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Im just curious, but what kind of clientel solicit psychic cows?
Sudsmonkey, can you help me out with this one . I know El Pistolero already knows what you are going to say ..but humor me.

 
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:27 AM   #2
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Well, anyone interested in the stock market.
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:33 AM   #3
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Hmmm, Auh, when can I make an appointment? Do you take American Express? Does the National Dairy Association know bout this? Don't want to get caught up in a conflict-of-interest thingy ya know.

 
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:44 AM   #4
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Well, you obviously don't know a bad pun when you see it. And it's not a diary cow, it's a sacred cow (and we all know sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger).

Disclaimer: Sorry, best I can do at the moment without being drunk.
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:55 AM   #5
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Well ya got me there vermit. I try to be politically correct as possible but are you saying dairy cows can't be sacred. Utterly incomprehensible.

 
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:44 PM   #6
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Well, I'm not Hindu so I don't know for sure, but it seems to me that once you've milked it a few times it's gonna be hard to keep thinking of it as sacred.
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Old 08-30-2005, 11:28 PM   #7
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Bein' Southern Free -Will Primative Hindu. myself, I might take offense. I'm a sorta live and let live kinda Hindu, so I'll overlook it. If it's a sacred cow , that's one thing. If it's a psychic cow, that's a whole 'nother thing. Maybe it's really a psycho-sacred cow. Uh........ I'm at a complete loss with this one. El P. stole the whole stock market thing right out from under me. Psychic cows...... guess you could.......Damn! For once you boys have left me speechless !
I guess that in Texas, the disadvantage of a psychic cow is that she already knows what you have in mind when you sneak up on her.

 
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Old 08-30-2005, 11:46 PM   #8
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Bein' Southern Free -Will Primative Hindu. myself.


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I guess that in Texas, the disadvantage of a psychic cow is that she already knows what you have in mind when you sneak up on her.
You know what's really fun tho, is trying to tip a psychic sacred cow
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Old 08-30-2005, 11:53 PM   #9
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Well I'd like both of you to know that I practice safe sex. I don't sneak up on anything that kicks ,anymore.

 
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Old 08-31-2005, 12:17 AM   #10
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Take my word for it. Get goats. They're stupid and non-psychic. Very loving and understanding , too. Wait, wrong forum.

FYI: Hipboots keep the kicking down to a minimum.

 
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