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Old 12-04-2010, 08:25 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by cheezydemon3 View Post
ANYTHING with chuck Norris is up for crappiest movie ever.
I hope you are excluding Way of the dragon (Return of the Dragon), has to be one of the best culmination scenes in any of the Bruce lee flicks. Parts of the movie I would agree are cheesy. Translation from chinese to english, for a plot for US audiences probably never helped the dialog in these movies much. But no way this movie was crappy. JMHO.

Inseminoid gets a good vote from me. If you haven't seen it I advise you to. Seriously. Not the worst movie I have ever seen but it's the first that came to my mind.
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Old 12-04-2010, 09:09 PM   #12
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Solaris from what i can remember of it, I pass out in the first 15 min every time.
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Old 12-04-2010, 09:19 PM   #13
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1. Two Lane Blacktop, starring James Taylor (yes, the singer)
2. Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
3. Napoleon Dynamite
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Old 12-04-2010, 09:20 PM   #14
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Old 12-04-2010, 09:48 PM   #15
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Wow....thats Completely HORRIBLE ! I nearly didn't even finish the clip, I was asking my self WTF the whole time...
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Old 12-04-2010, 11:15 PM   #16
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Originally Posted by Jim Karr View Post
2. Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
How can ANYTHING with the word Zombie in it be bad???

Ironic maybe...but in the top three of your bad movie list? Even Zombie Strippers had some redeeming value...
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Old 12-04-2010, 11:31 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by jasonsbeer View Post
I vote for ZARDOZ. This one baffles me. It stars Sean Connery (post James Bond) in a sort of post-apocalyptic world where really smart people control really dumb people that go around killing other people not being controlled. Sean's charatcter "crosses over" to the smart people side and the story really gets effed up fast.

Sean Connery must have owed somebody a favor because I just don't see how somebody with James Bond money would need, or even want to do something this crappy. If this one wasn't on MST3K, it should have been.

My favorite line (as quoted on Wiki): The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth . . . and kill!
Wow, Zardoz is one of my favorite movies of all time. That quote helps explain the movie. Near the end of the movie when Connery is led to the library and shown the book that explains the great stone figure.
Ah well as far as the worst movie I would vote for "Driven" with Sylvester Stallone.

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Old 12-04-2010, 11:39 PM   #18
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I can't say it's the worst, just the worst I've seen in recent history but I remember watching the movie 'TimeRider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann' for the first time when I was 12 or 13 and thinking that it was awesome!

I started to watch it again last week... 27 years after later, it's not so awesome...
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Old 12-05-2010, 12:07 AM   #19
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Spanglish. Dad and I walked out of the theater with 5 minutes left- we realized there was no possibility of it redeeming itself, so we left.
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Old 12-05-2010, 12:12 AM   #20
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Because it's fresh in my mind (watched it last night) The Expendables with Stallone, Li, Statham, Austin, Arnold, Willis and a couple others... HORRIBLE. Quit acting and just blow **** up!

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