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Old 01-23-2013, 10:03 PM   #61
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You mop your garage more than any other house keeping task.

+1, if you use StarSan.
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:47 PM   #62
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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! Kill it!!
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Old 01-23-2013, 11:00 PM   #63
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Now, that it's been resurrected, I guess I'll chime in.

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Originally Posted by GilaMinumBeer View Post
You goto restaurant and insist you know more about the beer served than teh waitress.
You go to a brewpub and insist you know more about the beer served than the brewer. I saw this on the menu:

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Imperialist Pig English Style IPA

6.5% Alc/Vol | 63 IBUs | 1.064 Original Gravity

Reminiscent of the beers shipped to India from England in the 1800′s. Heavily hopped with five separate additions of American Amarillo, Citra & Cascade hops. This IPA leaves you wanting more.
BJCP:

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14A. English IPA
Ingredients: ...English hops...
IBUs: 40 60
I tried it. Tastes like a fairly typical American IPA. It was good beer, though, so I wasn't about to raise a stink about it.

Or maybe it's just this:

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Shouldn't this be in the "You know you're an E.A.C. when....?"

 
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Old 01-23-2013, 11:00 PM   #64
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When it's colder than a polar bear's bumm outside & you're fresh outta beer. And those home brews have been in bottles 11 days,& the flintstone fridge chills'em down in no time flat when it's 14F or lower outside this evening. Time for some NZ hoppy beer!
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Old 01-24-2013, 04:06 PM   #65
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When adding hot water to your instant oatmeal/muesli combo, you stir well to avoid clumps...and then it occurs to you that you are mashing in your breakfast. Yeah, that just happened.

 
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Old 01-24-2013, 04:34 PM   #66
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When you drunkenly over pour a beer that overflows and consider sanitizing the outside of the glass or racking to another glass.

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Old 01-29-2013, 07:37 PM   #67
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When you no longer chuckle when you tell your friends how much head you've been getting lately.

 
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Old 01-29-2013, 07:38 PM   #68
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When your friends no longer laugh when you talk about getting good head.

 
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Old 03-01-2013, 12:43 AM   #69
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When you can't finish a beer you poured yourself before you have to leave your home so you carefully pour it back into its bottle, re-cap it, and place in fridge, then hop online to write about it on some Internet forum.
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Old 03-03-2013, 03:49 PM   #70
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There are more photos of your brews than your children.
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