I can give you an idea or two, post a pic of your dog here. Preferably a different one, it's a little blurry. But I like the idea you're going for.
Primary 1: Whiskey Stout
Primary 2: Apfelwein
Bottled: Oat Red Ale, Peach Wheat, Strawberry Dirty Blonde Ale, Brown Sugar IPA
In line: Cucumber Summer Blonde, Kona Pipeline Porter Clone, Bacon Porter
The best yet: St. Nick's Dirty Stout (Vanilla Gingerbread Stout) - guessed at the recipe when boiling, didn't write anything down... DAMN.