I was digging out the ditch along the driveway (mind you, my driveway is 2907 1/3 feet long) and I was thinking, "This would be so much easier with a tractor & backhoe."
And if I got a brush wacker, I could mow the blackberries.
And it would be great for digging holes for trees.
And they aren't all that expensive, if you get a used one.
Resist the urge!
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk