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Old 11-10-2010, 11:23 PM   #1
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Has anyone seen this: http://www.bumwine.com/


Regarding "Thunderbird", they say "If you like to smell your hand after pumping gas, this is the wine for you".
Classic!
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:28 PM   #2
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Prost

 
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:28 PM   #3
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Yeah that's good. This ones good also: http://www.drunkard.com/

 
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:38 PM   #4
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Good writing:


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The great street wines are pretty much evenly priced, and range between $1.10 and $2.80, depending on the tax and transportation costs in your area. Of course, with all five, the first sip is always the foulest. You will feel a trail of flames all the way down your esophagus and into your stomach. We do not recommend chugging any of these beverages, but you don't want to drink too slow or it will get piss warm. The bottle tells you to serve very cold, and we recommend heeding those words. Nobody in any of our tests dared to drink more than 750 mL, and we do not recommend even that much. Go with the 375 mL bottle where avaliable, and see how that sits with you before proceeding. Anything more and you are risking a black out. Don't drink too much of any of these or you might find yourself at the local middleschool sniffing bicycle seats. You may even worship the sun.

 
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Old 11-11-2010, 12:17 AM   #5
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Good writing:
That made me laugh out loud! One of many quotables from the site.
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Old 11-11-2010, 04:37 AM   #6
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WARNING: This light yellow liquid turns your lips and mouth black! A mysterious chemical reaction similar to disappearing-reappearing ink makes you look like you've been chewing on hearty clumps of charcoal.

 
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Old 11-11-2010, 01:32 PM   #7
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A great site. MD 20/20 or Maddog 20/20 is made in my hometown. I haven't drank any since high school. Wretched stuff.

 
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Old 11-12-2010, 01:22 AM   #8
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I also like the term "Bum Nest" when talking about their research procedures.

 
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:38 PM   #9
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This site is awesome, my coworker and I have been cracking up over the past 20 minutes reading it.
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Old 11-17-2010, 10:38 PM   #10
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This site is awesome, my coworker and I have been cracking up over the past 20 minutes reading it.
I too have wasted a lot of time at work laughing at it. Cheers to wasting time!
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