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Old 11-05-2010, 01:09 PM   #11
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My favorite flight test engineering terminology:

The aircraft entered a pilot induced oscillation, departed controlled flight and entered an unrecoverable configuration.

Translation: plane crashed, pilot error.

 
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Old 11-06-2010, 01:23 AM   #12
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What did the Liberal Arts graduate say to the Engineering graduate?

Would you like fries with that?
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Old 11-08-2010, 11:22 PM   #13
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behold the nack! see the video below.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=24581232

 
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Old 11-09-2010, 12:08 AM   #14
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behold the nack! see the video below.
ROFL. Golden!
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Old 11-13-2010, 10:40 PM   #15
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An Engineer dies and finds himself in Hell. He finds the conditions just awful, so he starts making improvements. He adds infrastructure, air conditioning, escalators. and all kind of stuff. One day God call the Devil to mess with him and asks, "How things are going down there?".

Devil says, "Well, not too bad now that we have this engineer. He has really improved conditions here.".

"You have an engineer down there? There must be some kind of mistake. Send him up here, or I'll sue.", says God.

Devil replies, "And just where are YOU going to find a lawyer up there?".

 
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Old 11-20-2010, 06:51 AM   #16
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My favorite joke is when someone tells me that they are an engineer I say it must be really cool to drive a train. It always get a blank look in return. I laugh every time though.

 
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Old 11-20-2010, 07:36 AM   #17
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My favorite joke is when someone tells me that they are an engineer I say it must be really cool to drive a train. It always get a blank look in return. I laugh every time though.
I am gonna try this at work. Me and my brother are rolling over this.

 
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Old 11-20-2010, 09:18 AM   #18
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A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer are asked to determine the volume of a red ball.

The physicist takes the ball, submerges it in a beaker of water, measures the displacement of water and determines the volume.

The mathematician carefully measures the diameter, pulls out his calculator and calculates the volume.

The engineer flips the red ball over, scrawls down the model number and asks, "Has anyone seen my red ball catalog?"

If you are laughing right now, you are an engineer. If you are saying, "Huh?", don't worry about it.
This nails it. In my former life as an engineer, I must have spent 50% of my time sourcing parts. Had something like 200 bookmarks to different vendor web pages. Used to fall asleep rattling off part numbers in my head.
Good job fellas.

 
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Old 11-20-2010, 09:33 AM   #19
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The glass is not half empty nor half full, the vessel is twice as large as it needs to be.
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Old 11-20-2010, 10:06 AM   #20
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My favorite joke is when someone tells me that they are an engineer I say it must be really cool to drive a train. It always get a blank look in return. I laugh every time though.
I'm an engineer () and my daughter has a DVD of Dora the Explorer and one of the episodes is about jobs when you grow up, they sing a song on it and it goes "... an engineer drives a train..."
Yeah it was pretty classic when I heard it the first time!

 
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