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Old 10-26-2010, 06:01 PM   #1
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I don't mean drinking it....I just love that fresh breath feel. I have it in a corked jar in the kitchen (It looks pretty on the window cill) and I use it about 10 times a day. Am I weird? I just love a nice clean palette. Is this OCD or is it normal(ish)?

 
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:18 PM   #2
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OCD. And you're a drunk. With REALLY bad breath. But, we all knew that.
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:19 PM   #3

Why stop at the mouthwash? You should carry a little tin of breath mints with you at all times, popping them obsessively anytime you're not within 25 feet of the mouthwash.

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Old 10-26-2010, 06:23 PM   #4
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I think you are just practicing gargling.......

 
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:25 PM   #5
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I just love a nice clean palette. Is this OCD or is it normal(ish)?
You consider your palette "clean" after mouthwash?? I always feel like my mouth has just been raped... for a "clean" palette, I prefer oyster crackers or toast.

Unless you meant "fresh-smelling breath" ... in which case, I agree, and I pop wintergreen mints like they're going out of business.

 
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:28 PM   #6
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OK, I agree, it's mouth rape. But it's a good kind of rape. Not the bad kind that I've never been successfully convicted of.

 
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:32 PM   #7
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Mouth rape. Just like that time you were serving time with "Bubba." Except that was anal.
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:47 PM   #8
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Altoids will free you of your nasty mouthwash fetish.

 
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:53 PM   #9
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Just google "mouth rape" for pictures of mouthwash chugging breath fetishes...

 
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I kill the little packs of orange tic-tacks... those are orange candy I swear!
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