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Old 10-23-2010, 02:18 PM   #81
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Granted. Your beer has been chilled to absolute zero.

I wish flowers smelled like farts.
Granted. You now work in a flower shop.

I wish I hit all of my numbers on this brew today.

 
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Old 10-23-2010, 03:07 PM   #82
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Granted. You now work in a flower shop.

I wish I hit all of my numbers on this brew today.
Granted. Too bad your brewstand fails just as you're done chilling and are about to rack.

I wish that dog would shut the $%# up
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Old 10-23-2010, 03:36 PM   #83
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Granted, he is no longer barking, because he has a firm grip on your testicles.

I wish I was out hunting instead of at work.

 
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Old 10-23-2010, 03:56 PM   #84
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Granted. Your hunting partner is Dick Cheney, its only a matter of time before he shoots you in the face.

I wish I had command of wild animals.

 
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Old 10-23-2010, 04:16 PM   #85
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Granted. Your hunting partner is Dick Cheney, its only a matter of time before he shoots you in the face.

I wish I had command of wild animals.
Granted. Amy Winehouse is all yours.

I wish I understood algebra

 
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Old 10-23-2010, 04:25 PM   #86
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Granted. Amy Winehouse is all yours.

I wish I understood algebra
Granted, your head is now so full of knowledge of algebra you have lost all other information you ever knew on any other subject.

I wish I could get a decent nights sleep.
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Old 10-23-2010, 06:05 PM   #87
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Granted, your head is now so full of knowledge of algebra you have lost all other information you ever knew on any other subject.

I wish I could get a decent nights sleep.
Granted. You have slept through the apocalypse and now the only people left on the Earth to repopulate the species are you, Rosie O' Donnel, and Janet Reno.

I wish beer only took 24 hours to be ready.

 
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Old 10-23-2010, 06:22 PM   #88
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Granted. You have slept through the apocalypse and now the only people left on the Earth to repopulate the species are you, Rosie O' Donnel, and Janet Reno.

I wish beer only took 24 hours to be ready.
the world is doomed.......


wish granted but you only have 23 hours to live.... sorry.

I wish for a huge house with a swimming pool.
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Old 10-23-2010, 07:42 PM   #89
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the world is doomed.......


wish granted but you only have 23 hours to live.... sorry.

I wish for a huge house with a swimming pool.
Granted. The temperature of the pool never goes above 40*F.

I wish these kids would get off my lawn.
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Old 10-23-2010, 08:33 PM   #90
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I wish these kids would get off my lawn.
Granted. They are now in your garden, ripping up your tomatoes.



I wish SF Giants games weren't so tortuous.
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