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Old 10-22-2010, 03:46 PM   #21
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Wish Granted, you are now visible.
Now you get to realize that women still pass you by, but it is now because they CAN see you.

I wish my wife enjoyed giving me "grilled cheese sandwiches"
Ok, but it can only be served with "tomato soup"


I wish to have an unlimited supply of good beer.
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:49 PM   #22
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"I wish I could get some work done today...."

Granted. You get SOME work done today but not ALL of it and you are fired for laziness.

I wish I had a nicer car.
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:50 PM   #23
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Granted, your beer is on the moon.

I wish I never posted in this never ending thread.

 
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:51 PM   #24
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:53 PM   #25
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Granted,


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I wish I had a nicer car.
Granted, you have a nicer car, but it doesn't run

I wish my co-worker would shut up
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:55 PM   #26
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Granted, you have a nicer car, but it doesn't run

I wish my co-worker would shut up
Granted. You have just been arrested for killing your co worker.

I wish this thread could be more co-ordinated.

 
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:15 PM   #27
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Granted. You have just been arrested for killing your co worker.

I wish this thread could be more co-ordinated.
Granted. But no one but me can see it.

I wish I had a never ending keg of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale.
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:18 PM   #28
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I wish I had a never ending keg of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale.
Granted. Your keg is sealed shut and will never be emptied.

I wish I had the recipe from Beerfest.
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:28 PM   #29
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Granted, but you'll still never be able to afford a z-job. Or even find out what one is.

I wish Joe Paterno would retire already.

 
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:34 PM   #30
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Granted, He "Retires" just like Brett Favre "Retires"

I wish I could drink at work.
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