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Old 10-31-2010, 01:27 AM   #201
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I wish I had more pie.
Lima bean and cold liver pie it is. Enjoy.

I wish I had a pair of clear eyelids in addition to my existing eyelids.
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:31 AM   #202
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Lima bean and cold liver pie it is. Enjoy.

I wish I had a pair of clear eyelids in addition to my existing eyelids.
Granted.They just happen to scrape your eyes and make you bleed every time you blink.

I wish I didn't need to rest.

 
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:38 AM   #203
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oops
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:39 AM   #204
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granted, you are now an insomniac


I wish my children would do thier chores without me having to get on their case about it.
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Old 11-01-2010, 04:14 AM   #205
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Granted, now they do their chores without you asking because they need the allowance money to feed their crack addiction.

I wish my cat wasn't so violent.

 
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Old 11-01-2010, 12:10 PM   #206
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Granted, now they do their chores without you asking because they need the allowance money to feed their crack addiction.

I wish my cat wasn't so violent.
Granted,your cat gets savagely beaten by other more violent cats on a daily basis.

I wish homebrewing was free.

 
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Old 11-02-2010, 10:20 PM   #207
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I wish homebrewing was free.
Granted. Due to the sudden interest in free homebrewing, every LHBS and online store runs out as soon as they get stock in. All that is left at your LHBS are 3 tiny bottles of StarSan, a few dust bunnies, and the owner sitting in the back room sobbing quietly into a Kleenex.



I wish the American Idol stage would catch fire.
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Old 11-02-2010, 10:38 PM   #208
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All that is left at your LHBS are 3 tiny bottles of StarSan, a few dust bunnies, and the owner sitting in the back room sobbing quietly into a Kleenex.
I can brew with that.

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I wish the American Idol stage would catch fire.
Granted,the fire turns our already hot Fall up by another 25 degrees.At least we can turn off American Idol.

 
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Old 11-02-2010, 11:59 PM   #209
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I can brew with that.



Granted,the fire turns our already hot Fall up by another 25 degrees.At least we can turn off American Idol.
you forgot to make your wish.... FAIL!!

so I will try:

Granted the american idol stage catches on fire, while you are on it.

I wish I had the answer I have been waiting for
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Old 11-03-2010, 12:17 AM   #210
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Granted - But the mayor was a minute too late, you've just been executed.


I wish my SWMBO would drink my beer

 
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