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Old 10-22-2010, 02:52 PM   #11
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Done. You will be paid to drink Michelob Ultra while watching curling.

I wish I had more money.
Here's a penny.

I wish to put an end to world hunger.
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:01 PM   #12
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Wish is granted...but its all govt processed lab food, because they outlaw the consumption of ANYTHING farmgrown!!

I wish I didn't have to work today, and could get started on my brewday now!

 
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:04 PM   #13
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I wish I could afford private school for my kids.
Fine. You win the lottery, which gives you the money to afford private school for your kids, but the publicity brings out every shiftless grifter and two-bit con man in town. After deciding to invest your lottery winnings, it turns out that your investment "broker" was Bernie Madoff, and you have no money left. Thanks to all the stresses your wife leaves you and takes the dog, and now you're broke, lonely, and owe the private school a huge tuition bill.

I wish it were the weekend already.

 
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:27 PM   #14
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It's the weekend. Sunday at 11:59PM to be exact. Enjoy getting to work in a couple of hours.

I wish my car would never break down.

 
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:27 PM   #15
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this is becoming a trainwreck with overlapping posts.
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:30 PM   #16
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I wish my car would never break down.
Granted. Your car has been transported to an alien planet 2,000 light years away with far superior technology and has been retrofitted with new parts and systems. It will never break down again. You can come pick it up at your earliest convenience.

I wish I could turn invisible at will.
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:39 PM   #17
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Granted. You and Will are now both invisible to that truck.

I wish I were not invisible.

 
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:42 PM   #18
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Wish Granted, you are now visible.
Now you get to realize that women still pass you by, but it is now because they CAN see you.

I wish my wife enjoyed giving me "grilled cheese sandwiches"
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:44 PM   #19
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Granted. She uses easy cheese to make the work go faster.
Edit: I think you meant the other "grilled cheese sandwich", so... Granted. But she was out late last night working on a special project with her boss.


I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:46 PM   #20
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I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Granted. You are now dead.

I wish I could get some work done today....
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