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Old 10-25-2010, 03:08 PM   #121
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granted. the coffe at work is now excellent. you now are employed at a coffee shop

i wish my knee didnt hurt.
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:10 PM   #122
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Granted, your knee doesn't hurt, because you have no legs.

I wish it was time to go home.
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:15 PM   #123
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Granted, your knee doesn't hurt, because you have no legs.

I wish it was time to go home.
Your fired. Go home.

I wish I had a kegorator here. Loaded with my beer that I brought with me from oregon. That tastes good and hasn't gone bad. The taps work and I have glasses.
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:21 PM   #124
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Granted, you have beer, kegorator, etc, but you have no mouth.

I wish I was brewing instead of working.
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:27 PM   #125
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I wish I was brewing instead of working.
Granted. You're at home brewing. You will be struck by lightning in 3..2..1..

I wish all of my bills would pay themselves.

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Old 10-25-2010, 03:38 PM   #126
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Granted. You're at home brewing. You will be struck by lightning in 3..2..1..

I wish all of my bills would pay themselves.
Granted, the bills pay themselves with your money. so it all kind of works out the same in the end.

I wish hunting season was longer
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:46 PM   #127
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Granted. Hunting season never ends, but they've allowed the legal hunting of humans along with their animal friends. You better start running...

I wish Stewart Scott would stop creeping me out with that wandering eye.
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:51 PM   #128
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Granted. Hunting season never ends, but they've allowed the legal hunting of humans along with their animal friends. You better start running...

I wish Stewart Scott would stop creeping me out with that wandering eye.
Granted. Instead he creeps you out by standing outside your bedroom windows in a speedo waving a 2 foot dildo in the air.

I wish the toilet paper at work was a little softer.

 
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Granted. Instead he creeps you out by standing outside your bedroom windows in a speedo waving a 2 foot dildo in the air.

I wish the toilet paper at work was a little softer.
Granted, now its so soft evrytime you wipe your ass your fingers slip right through it.... oh and they soap dispenser is empty.

I wish the women in my life were as loyal and loving as the dogs!
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Granted, now its so soft evrytime you wipe your ass your fingers slip right through it.... oh and they soap dispenser is empty.

I wish the women in my life were as loyal and loving as the dogs!

Granted. Make sure to stock up on peanutbutter.

I wish my room mate didn't stink.
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