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Old 10-24-2010, 08:53 PM   #111
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I wish I had a full head of hair.
Granted. Your head is now full of hair.....Hairbrain!

I wish I had a dollar for every time I farted.

 
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Old 10-24-2010, 09:19 PM   #112
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Granted. Your head is now full of hair.....Hairbrain!

I wish I had a dollar for every time I farted.
Granted. too bad you're stranded on a mountain in the northernmost part of Siberia. Maybe you can burn those dollars to keep warm.

I wish I had a Jet Pack

 
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Old 10-24-2010, 11:23 PM   #113
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Granted. too bad you're stranded on a mountain in the northernmost part of Siberia. Maybe you can burn those dollars to keep warm.

I wish I had a Jet Pack
Your wish for a Jet Pack is granted. Unfortunately, when you were using it it blew up, scattering body parts all over the mountain in the northernmost part of Siberia that you and Laughing_Gnome_Invisible were on at the time. Laughing_Gnome_Invisible laughed all the way home.

I wish I was living in Tahiti.

 
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Old 10-24-2010, 11:28 PM   #114
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I wish I was living in Tahiti.
Granted. Your neighbors to the north run a cocaine production facility from their garage, and your neighbors to the south are drunken, spoiled surfers that stay up all night playing Xbox and watching Wild Boys. Loudly.


I wish Taco Bell hadn't put that damn creamy sauce on my chicken quesadilla.
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Old 10-24-2010, 11:46 PM   #115
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I wish Taco Bell hadn't put that damn creamy sauce on my chicken quesadilla.
Done. Vinny the soon-to-be ex-employee who's about to quit at the end of his shift replaced it with his very own "creamy sauce" instead.

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday.

 
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:36 AM   #116
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granted, by eliminating monday you have competly thrown off the calander, and thus the space time continuum and when you wake up Biff will own your ass.

I wish we would shot a deer this weekend.
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:55 AM   #117
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granted, by eliminating monday you have competly thrown off the calander, and thus the space time continuum and when you wake up Biff will own your ass.

I wish we would shot a deer this weekend.
Granted. You would shot a deer. Nobody is sure what that means, and nobody takes you seriously. You have to clean would shot deer by yourself and none of your friends will eat the deer sausage they believe doesn't exist.

I wish I wasn't going to be hungover in the morning.

 
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:14 AM   #118
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I wish I wasn't going to be hungover in the morning.
Granted. You don't wake up until tomorrow evening and have the worst hangover in history.

I wish the sky was green.
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:50 AM   #119
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Granted. You don't wake up until tomorrow evening and have the worst hangover in history.

I wish the sky was green.
Granted the sky is green, which is a common occurance right before a tornado. The tornado took your house and car.

I wish I had some homebrew right now.
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:26 PM   #120
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Granted the sky is green, which is a common occurance right before a tornado. The tornado took your house and car.

I wish I had some homebrew right now.
Granted. Your refrigerator is completely full of homebrew. I brewed it with water from my septic tank.

I wish the coffee at work was a little higher quality...

 
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