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Old 10-24-2010, 04:09 AM   #101
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Granted. Your cold is cured. Unfortunately now you have VD.

I wish my boss would give me a huge raise and a company car.
Granted. Unfortunately he gave you that raise and company car because he felt bad about what happened between him and your wife.

I wish I was more creative.
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Old 10-24-2010, 02:16 PM   #102
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I wish my dog would stop rolling in poop
Granted. Everytime your dog finds poop that needs to be rolled in, you must roll in it in his stead.

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I wish I was more creative.
Granted. Now no one in the world can stand you because you won't STFU about how creative you are. You become so lonely you decide that you will kill yourself in the most creative way ever. No one even cares.

Sorry, that got a little twisted.

I wish it were Friday night again and that I didn't have class tomorrow.
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Old 10-24-2010, 03:48 PM   #103
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Granted, you've been cast in a National Lampoon produced sequel to "Groundhog Day" in which you play Bill Murray's raucous child, and must repeat the same Friday night party until you learn your lesson. It's called "Friday Night Fever."

I wish I hadn't eaten this entire bag of almonds.

 
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Old 10-24-2010, 04:09 PM   #104
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Granted, you've been cast in a National Lampoon produced sequel to "Groundhog Day" in which you play Bill Murray's raucous child, and must repeat the same Friday night party until you learn your lesson. It's called "Friday Night Fever."

I wish I hadn't eaten this entire bag of almonds.
Granted, you only ate HALF the bag before you remembered you're severely allergic to almonds.

I wish I had a personal chef on call 24/7.

 
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Old 10-24-2010, 04:23 PM   #105
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I wish I had a personal chef on call 24/7.
Granted, but now Emeril Lagasse keeps you up all hours of the day and night with his annoying incessant "BAM"!!!

I wish I was back in Texas.
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Old 10-24-2010, 05:22 PM   #106
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I wish I was back in Texas.
Wish granted! The downside is... well... you're in Texas.

I wish I weren't so damned good looking.

 
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Old 10-24-2010, 07:31 PM   #107
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I wish I weren't so damned good looking.
Granted. You are now standing next to Elvira. *boiiiiiing*



I wish my EMT license wasn't so damn hard to renew.
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Old 10-24-2010, 07:58 PM   #108
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Granted. You are now standing next to Elvira. *boiiiiiing*



I wish my EMT license wasn't so damn hard to renew.
Wish Granted. They changed the forms so renewing is a 5 minute process. Too bad you just got laid off.

I wish my dog could speak English with me.
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Old 10-24-2010, 08:26 PM   #109
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Wish Granted. They changed the forms so renewing is a 5 minute process. Too bad you just got laid off.

I wish my dog could speak English with me.
Granted. All your dog wants to talk about is the Twilight movies.

I wish the next poster was Ronald Reagan

 
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Old 10-24-2010, 08:37 PM   #110
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Granted, but then the Secret Service hacked in and removed it because you are not supposed to know he is still alive. Also, as a result, you are now on their watch list.

I wish I had a full head of hair.
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