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Old 10-24-2010, 12:11 AM   #91
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I wish SF Giants games weren't so tortuous.
Granted. The games will no longer be broadcast in your area... or any other area you might be in.

I wish more people would run with scissors.
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Old 10-24-2010, 12:22 AM   #92
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Granted. The games will no longer be broadcast in your area... or any other area you might be in.

I wish more people would run with scissors.
Granted. Everywhere you go random people with scissors charge you with blades extended.

I wish Trappist beers were $1 a bottle and available at the gas station.

 
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Old 10-24-2010, 12:43 AM   #93
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Granted. $1Trappist beer everywhere but it has been stored in clear glass bottled in the corner of a greenhouse.
I wish I knew the recipe of any beer just by tasting it.

 
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Old 10-24-2010, 01:13 AM   #94
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I wish I knew the recipe of any beer just by tasting it.
Granted but none of the ingredients are available to you ever again.

I wish everybody's wishes would come true simultaneously.
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Old 10-24-2010, 01:20 AM   #95
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I wish everybody's wishes would come true simultaneously.
Granted, but one of the wishes was that your wish wouldn't come true.

I wish I had a brand new Lexus LFA.
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Granted, but one of the wishes was that your wish wouldn't come true.

I wish I had a brand new Lexus LFA.
Granted but an uninsured redneck driving a 1985 F250 just totalled it while spinning cookies in the parking lot.

I wish the IR reciever on my tv hadn't died so the remote control still worked
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Old 10-24-2010, 03:43 AM   #97
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Granted but an uninsured redneck driving a 1985 F250 just totalled it while spinning cookies in the parking lot.

I wish the IR reciever on my tv hadn't died so the remote control still worked
Remote fixed, however the only channels that are working are CSPAN and QVC.

I wish all beer no matter the style had zero calories and never filled you up, but still had all the flavor.

 
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Old 10-24-2010, 03:49 AM   #98
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Remote fixed, however the only channels that are working are CSPAN and QVC.

I wish all beer no matter the style had zero calories and never filled you up, but still had all the flavor.
Done! The secret ingredient is arsenic.

I wish this cold or flu or whatever I have would just go away!

 
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Done! The secret ingredient is arsenic.

I wish this cold or flu or whatever I have would just go away!
Granted. Your cold is cured. Unfortunately now you have VD.

I wish my boss would give me a huge raise and a company car.

 
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Granted. Your cold is cured. Unfortunately now you have VD.

I wish my boss would give me a huge raise and a company car.
granted, but the "raise" is in his pants and the car is a 1978 AMC Pacer with a broken drivers side door so you have to climb in on the passenger side.

I wish my dog would stop rolling in poop
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