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Old 10-22-2010, 03:30 AM   #1
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Another stupid forum game. Not sure how much participation is going to take place, but I'm drunk and consequently, don't give a ****.

Here are the rules:

Somebody makes a wish
The next person grants that wish, but in a way that makes the wish suck. I'll do the first two posts as examples to get this thing going.

Side note: the idea is to have fun with this, not to come up with an incorruptible wish.

So anyway, to start:

I wish for world peace!
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:30 AM   #2
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OK, the world is at peace, but it is because it is enslaved by an alien race.

I wish I had a puppy!
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:56 AM   #3
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OK, the world is at peace, but it is because it is enslaved by an alien race.

I wish I had a puppy!
Wish granted. He's so cute and cuddly rolled up in a ball, but he isn't really moving at all. I can't even see him breathing. He must just be really sleepy....

I wish my HLT was bigger.

 
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:11 AM   #4
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Granted. Your HLT is so big that nobody can get to the top of it to put anything in it.

I wish I were the best brewer on this forum!
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:15 AM   #5
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Granted. You are the best brewer on this forum.... but your beer is so good, your friends drink it all and you never get any.

I wish I could fly.
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:39 AM   #6
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Your wish is granted, but once you take off you can't land. Hehe

I wish I could afford to get that brewstand RIGHT NOW!!

 
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:51 AM   #7
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Your wish to be able to afford a brew stand is granted. However, home brewing in MO (or wherever you may live in the future) has just been deemed illegal.

I wish for a warm, dry winter.

 
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Old 10-22-2010, 02:23 PM   #8
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granted. you tripped over your shoelaces, fell down and accidentally fell on a chainsaw and died. you're spending winter in hell. i hear it's really dry and warm year round.

i wish i got paid to drink beer and watch sports all day.
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Old 10-22-2010, 02:34 PM   #9
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Done. You will be paid to drink Michelob Ultra while watching curling.

I wish I had more money.

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Old 10-22-2010, 02:35 PM   #10
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Fine, wish granted you've been fired from your job so you can watch TV and drink beer all day. But unemployment benefits only last so long.....

I wish I could afford private school for my kids.
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