If that's the worst you've had, then count yourself lucky. I had a 32oz bottle of yeast slurry/trub explode in my bar. Floor to ceiling, cabinets, liquor bottles, me, etc... splattered with a greenish, baby poo like (smell too) substance. I still find spots of it now and then, no matter how much I clean.
"I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look at it."